Popeye Doyle wrote:

ATF makes some great stuff.


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Made in Germany! Again! And about fucking time!  $179.00 or whatever in DM

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Couldn't kill enough Jews to win a real one? Born too late?  No problem!  $30, wear it with pride. (Made in China)

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Maybe you're into re-enacting great TV shows from the past--Here's the Hogan's Heros Special, just $749.99

The guy who started and owns the company is actually half-Jewish.

Mr. James wrote:

And so he is not Trad. Or if he is then Trad isn't Trad. I suspect both.

Trip is classic Nu Prep (I think Nu Prep is actually some kind of medicated cream). Hipster Beard, shaved in hair, stupid glasses, preppie duds. He's not Trad, not that that's a real thing either, he's just a wannabe trendy douche.

I honestly think Shooey has the right idea with this dilbert. Work him till he loses the podge and show him what a real man is. I'm not the kind to say that often (I know shooey says it about twice a week) but I really think this wet blanket could do with it.

Here's the face of this New Prep look in the UK.


If he wasn't out there fucking supermodels I imagine he'd be just like Trip, sitting on his laptop, eating doughnuts and jabbering on about how he's merged Italian lines with English fabrics and attitudes. Whatevvs bruv.

Bishop of Briggs wrote:

More BS from Costi on LL - http://thelondonlounge.net/forum/viewto … mp;start=0

I'd hate to be stuck in the pub with such a pretentious bore.

Costi et Gruto. It's like who can jizz the furthest.

...It is like a wave on the surface of the water: without the water, we could not see it, but it would still be there as an impulse, an invisible wave - it would perhaps be a sound wave, for instance, or another kind for which we have no organ of perception...

Get me a bag of the shit that Costi dudes smoking.

Smart move, I'd wager. He seems like a terrible person. All of his crowd do. The way he treated Musty, or whatever her name is, was dreadful. I hope he ROTS for what he did with that stripper in Monaco! Bloody CAD!

Big Tony wrote:

Gil or someone: I need a clever Latin quote that says something like "you get what you pay for."

I need to include that in an email a client who constantly tries to nickle and dime.

But Tony - what if he's paying for your services ?

Reckless Reggie wrote:

Muffy! it was Muffy! And Chenners wants a sabre duel.

l'm watching you son. l have the all seeing eye, just like the God Horus.

The eye of Horus:


My eye:

Bishop of Briggs wrote:

The Armoury is dumbing down Drake's as well as raising prices to pay for the acquisition.

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The poem, such as it is, doesn't scan properly. It's not even good doggerel.

Patrick wrote:

Ask a silly question, get a bizarre and ornate answer

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/foru … sans-socks

This is like candy. This guy writes like a cross between a severely brain-damaged Adam Smith and a motivational speaker. My favorite part (note especially the Crichtonian one-sentence paragraph):

As you have some of the best retailers on earth within your reach, please do accept nothing less than superior service, quality, fit, and customer satisfaction.
You own this moment.
A loafer should fit like a glove and never leave one wanting something more secure nor comfortable. A good loafer will serve one in great comfort and secure footing under most circumstances. (Bayou mud and swamp, rough country, and high mountains are better served with other gear, obviously.) If your own do not, then, one may suggest they do not properly fit your person.

He needs to find his way over to the London Lounge. If you are in the mood to be weirded out in a non-sexual way, try googling his screen name.

As you have some of the best retailers on earth within your reach, please do accept nothing less than superior service, quality, fit, and customer satisfaction.

As you have some of the best retailers on earth within your reach, please remove the words "please do" from the second half of your sentence.

If your own do not, then, one may suggest they do not properly fit your person.

This is a great bit of nonsense. I'm sure he could have fit at least two more commas into that sentence.

^ Next guy writes "So of what is it made?"


Of cotton, rare and fine, is it made, by Vaclav and the Seven Mooks.

Patrick wrote:

^ Next guy writes "So of what is it made?"


Of cotton, rare and fine, is it made, by Vaclav and the Seven Mooks.

With a preposition is the sentence of an iGent ne'er ended.