Oo Bop Sh'bam wrote:
I'm just saying .
Best not to say, and best not to think. Just be and live in the moment. Now shhh.
l still love you very dearly my good man.
Regards: The Shooman.
Liam Mac wrote:
The_Shooman wrote:
When l post this face:
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b151/ … mop1-4.jpg
you know ribs are gonna be jabbed. When l make that face, my snark will always be at it's very best.I'll look out for it. I'll treat it with the same fear and wonder as that siren at the swimming baths that tells you the wave machine is about to start.
When you see that face (my snarky face) you always know things are going to get pretty nasty around here. Lots of snark and hair pulling and scratching of eyes and other catty behaviour. l do post it from time to time. l have two or three versions of it. That devilish eye says it all...`mess with me and i'll pull your hair and split your head on the pavement'. When you see it you are supposed to be full of fear and run the other way. 
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I think you just like to dip into this thinking as it suits you Shooey, and again, the vagueness doesn't pass as wisdom, anyone that ever knew what they were on about could explain themselves. It's the snobbery you give to something which is so much to do with humility,
I just get the idea you are completely playing yourself, and like I said before having your cake and eating it, don't judge people by what you care only to consider as it suits you.
I've got no problem with people snarking me or anyone else, but don't turn around and make yourself out to be some spiritual guru, you're not. It's clear from how you carry on here you're a pretty bitter and insecure guy, and I imagine you had many issues and problems that lead you to some kind of spiritual answers in the first place. I'm guessing anxiety attacks in traffic jams from what you talk about.
When you've devoted half your life to helping others like certain spiritual people I've listened to and read about and every word you have is humble then maybe you could begin to comment on other people and their spiritual qualities, but the only impression you're giving to me, is you use at something to make yourself feel superior to others.
Gentlemen, please, if you require metaphysical instruction please turn to the Archbishop Rutherford Johnson, Andy's personal spiritual advisor. Oh, wait, he is now the CARDINAL Rutherford Johnson, BA, MA, Ph.D., DD(hc) -
http://www.rutherfordjohnson.org/bio.html
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/Tuto … gyman.html
One For Bop wrote:
I think you just like to dip into this thinking as it suits you Shooey, and again, the vagueness doesn't pass as wisdom, anyone that ever knew what they were on about could explain themselves. It's the snobbery you give to something which is so much to do with humility,
I just get the idea you are completely playing yourself, and like I said before having your cake and eating it, don't judge people by what you care only to consider as it suits you.
I've got no problem with people snarking me or anyone else, but don't turn around and make yourself out to be some spiritual guru, you're not. It's clear from how you carry on here you're a pretty bitter and insecure guy, and I imagine you had many issues and problems that lead you to some kind of spiritual answers in the first place. I'm guessing anxiety attacks in traffic jams from what you talk about.
When you've devoted half your life to helping others like certain spiritual people I've listened to and read about and every word you have is humble then maybe you could begin to comment on other people and their spiritual qualities, but the only impression you're giving to me, is you use at something to make yourself feel superior to others.
By golly, you 5 percenter guys seem to know me better than l know myself. l'm bitter, l have aspergers, l have bi-polar, l have skitzophrenia, l have depression, l'm a snob, l have no wisdom, i'm a fake, i'm insecure, i'm this and i'm that. Thanks for giving me insight who l really am. You guys are priceless. Moar please!
I think your road to spiritual enlightenment seems to still be blocked by a very large ego. And if the ego has to die in order for you to attain what you are after you still have a long way to go. That's from my knowledge of how people go about becoming enlightened, maybe your method is a different one, an express service one, for burned out businessmen or something?
If you carried on like this about other people and put your hands up and said hey I'm just a guy that likes to take the piss, then fine, I can understand that, in fact yes it can be fun to poke at some of these lunatics that grace this thread, but to go on about all this other shit, and still be no further advanced then the people you claim to be better than smacks of hypocrisy. Sorry if I'm having a Catcher in the Rye moment, but you're just a fake Shooey.
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One For Bop wrote:
I think
No need to think. 5 percenter guys think far too much and they nearly always get it wrong because they only use 5% of their brain for thinking. Time to stop thinking, that's the best way. The more people think, the bigger the hole they get themselves into. Just let the cosmos flow through you.
Thinking is only in the first three levels. When we abolish thinking we can really access proper truth and understanding.
I think your road to spiritual enlightenment seems to still be blocked by a very large ego. And if the ego has to die in order for you to attain what you are after you still have a long way to go. That's from my knowledge of how people go about becoming enlightened, maybe your method is a different one, an express service one, for burned out businessmen or something?
If you carried on like this about other people and put your hands up and said hey I'm just a guy that likes to take the piss, then fine, I can understand that, in fact yes it can be fun to poke at some of these lunatics that grace this thread, but to go on about all this other shit, and still be no further advanced then the people you claim to be better then smacks of hypocrisy.
You're thinking too much, that is not a good thing.
O.k...i've had my fun with you (i'll feel really bad tomorrow and will need to repent badly). Lets get back to teasing the guys on other forums again, but you guys can do the teasing instead. Sometimes l tease just to test people out (get insight into how tough they are and what makes them tick), and other times l tease in fun.
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One For Bop wrote:
Sorry if I'm having a Catcher in the Rye moment, but you're just a fake Shooey.
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You old bastard, you should never have said that.
l've been exposed, so now `the face' will need to snark and start pulling hair. Big mistake dude, BIG mistake.
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I thought the whole idea was to come from a purer place of thought not enslaved to the ego, then stop thinking. Not just to leave all the rubbish in their and just carry on?
The face of true enlightenment:
He successfully reconciled Italian and American style, using only 5% of his annual income.
You're thinking way above your level. Sorry couldn't resist.
Anyway...who is that bloke in your avator? Can you change it please.
l hope you aren't taking all this banter seriously. l'm just messin' around. l do the same with Hepcat and Boster because l know they are suckers too. When l mention the word `guru', Hepcat always gets pissed...it's hilarious.
Gilgamesh2003 wrote:
The face of true enlightenment:
or is it the face of a serial killer? l wonder what that guy has hidden in his basement!
I don't think you are, I think you're using something you don't really care for in its fullest, to give you the rest bite you want so you can just return to being how you really want to be which is self-serving and undeveloped. (in your terms that is)
To you it's just like taking your spirituality to the get a new pair of shoes, so you can feel great for a bit, then go back to feeding that ego Like I said I think you're a fake Shooey. And what gets me is how you just use it as some kind of stick over other people. I think you're just as bad, maybe even worse than the people you judge.
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Gilgamesh2003 wrote:
Gentlemen, please, if you require metaphysical instruction please turn to the Archbishop Rutherford Johnson, Andy's personal spiritual advisor. Oh, wait, he is now the CARDINAL Rutherford Johnson, BA, MA, Ph.D., DD(hc) -
http://www.rutherfordjohnson.org/bio.html
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/Tuto … gyman.html
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/imag … TORIAL.jpg
His article on AAAAAAAAAAAAAAC was great.
The Cardinal wrote:
What’s a poor priest to do when the weather is very hot? Tropical vestments!
He makes it seem so fun! Later he writes;
The Cardinal wrote:
What to wear when the invitation says black tie or white tie.
I really wish the answer had been "Tropical Vestments!".
Gilgamesh2003 wrote:
The face of true enlightenment:
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd59 … G_1200.jpg
He successfully reconciled Italian and American style, using only 5% of his annual income.
I still don't know what this style is. 'Crap'? It must have a name. Maybe he could spearhead a 'Crap' forum?
Jimbo wrote:
Maybe he could spearhead a 'Crap' forum?
He already does.
Ahhhhhhhhh !
Well done him.
Spearhead seems a bit strong. Spoorhead fits better.
Gilgamesh2003 wrote:
Gentlemen, please, if you require metaphysical instruction please turn to the Archbishop Rutherford Johnson, Andy's personal spiritual advisor. Oh, wait, he is now the CARDINAL Rutherford Johnson, BA, MA, Ph.D., DD(hc) -
http://www.rutherfordjohnson.org/bio.html
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/Tuto … gyman.html
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/imag … TORIAL.jpg
Dear God! I feel sorry for poor Andy that he has been taken in by this mountebank and is giving him a degree of credibility.
Liam Mac wrote:
Spearhead seems a bit strong. Spoorhead fits better.
I bow. Genius !
captainpreppy wrote:
Gilgamesh2003 wrote:
Gentlemen, please, if you require metaphysical instruction please turn to the Archbishop Rutherford Johnson, Andy's personal spiritual advisor. Oh, wait, he is now the CARDINAL Rutherford Johnson, BA, MA, Ph.D., DD(hc) -
http://www.rutherfordjohnson.org/bio.html
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/Tuto … gyman.html
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/imag … TORIAL.jpgDear God! I feel sorry for poor Andy that he has been taken in by this mountebank and is giving him a degree of credibility.
lt's his karma. l wouldn't worry about it. Things always go full circle.
l bet the dude won't be able to get any money out of Andy, no way!
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Foo approved?
His blog failed and he still has not figured out that no one cares about his opinion?
http://www.styleforum.net/t/299947/foo-approved
Junior Astaire wrote:
Foo approved?
His blog failed and he still has not figured out that no one cares about his opinion?
http://www.styleforum.net/t/299947/foo-approved
Yes, l was going to post that link earlier today, and was actually wondering who does care about his opinion. He is one of those chaps who seems to think he knows more than he does; he can fool some dumb folks, but he won't be able to fool everyone.
The_Shooman wrote:
Mafoofan:
http://www.styleforum.net/t/251332/ricc … st_5437901
Green lizard skin monks...!!!! Jesus..and wearing em with black mohair too. The horror.
This would be more appropriate...