... while you're watching Barefoot in the Park and Jane Fonda struts around in her bra, you find yourself scrutinizing Robert Redford's collar and looking to see if his trousers are flat front or pleated.
... while you're driving and you see a sign warning "Soft Shoulder Ahead", you instinctively reach for you wallet.
... someone accuses you of having a button down mind, you take it as a compliment.
You have 100+ shirts and they're all white or blue OCBDS with one green thrown in for Miles and still you haven't found the perfect roll.
... you used to be a member of the modculture website.
You consider the digging of jazz a religious calling.
Chensvold asked you to run his Ivy site as sub-editor with him as non-participant big boss man.
... you are able to endure endless hours of horrible old movies and tv shows just because some of the cast may be wearing Ivy clothing. You could care less about the plot.
You don't drink beer or lager, but you've never turned down a six Vodka-Martini business lunch or cocktail hour after work.
Your wife has hired a private detective to track down various avatars on Talk Ivy who she considers you may be having an affair with.
...you measure the width of your chest when you buy trousers.
...you are not left-wing, right-wing but full-wing.
... when you say you're going to hang out with your "bros", it's actually code for brogues.
... you smell like mothballs and Bay Rum.
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... you are vegetation of a green leafy type, with the propensity for climbing walls.
... when someone tells you "You dress like my grandfather," you take it as a compliment and then have sex with their girlfriend behind their back.
... you actually know how to pronounce "surcingle".
... you think there's at least one good thing about Dexy's Midnight Runners.
... in a hurry, you nonchalantly grab your original edition pressing of Take Ivy and use it as a makeshift ironing board to steam the lapels on your Brook's 1930 N-1 Sack you payed $60 for on ebay.
... people often think you're gay.
... in any setting, you're almost always the best dressed person.
... little kids say things to you like "Yes sir" and "No sir"
... you know that, at any time, and with the exception of socks and undies, you could just stop buying clothes and probably be set for life.
I'm here all night folks!!
... you do something as ludicrous as taking a picture of your backside just to display the hook vent on your vintage Harris Tweed jacket, and then you post it somewhere online.