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#26 2013-08-29 14:25:00

Liam
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Re: Ivy Humour !

Armchaired wrote:

Worried Man wrote:

What's the first thing that goes through an Ivyist's mind when he gets hit by a speeding car?

My god as i bounced off the hood i noticed the driver had a great roll on the collar of his shirt
i wonder if it was a Fizzy? I should of asked him, now can someone call me an ambulance!

You're an Ambulance.


"Plup." Jimmy Frost Nachtman.

 

#27 2013-08-29 14:53:23

Liam
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Posts: 2068

Re: Ivy Humour !

"Waiter! Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!"


"... I'm sorry Sir,... btw who let you in here without a jacket. We have a jacket policy in this restaurant"


" but I'm wearing a jacket. "


"No you're not"


"Yes I am. Look..."


"That's not a jacket"



"Yes it is"


"Where did you get it?"


"John Simons"


"I'm sorry I don't believe you. That's not a jacket. It looks like it comes from Space"


"No it comes from Madagascar. Little children made it"


"What's it made of?"



"Nettles."


"...How much was it?"

"All in... about £500"

"Just leave"

"Fine"


*Man stands up and makes for the door*


*waiter mumbles* "oh dear lord it's a suit"


"Plup." Jimmy Frost Nachtman.

 

#28 2013-08-29 16:19:46

Charlie Kasso
Member
Posts: 1185

Re: Ivy Humour !

Liam,up there with the funniest posts I have read on here.

 

#29 2013-08-29 17:54:37

Charlie Kasso
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Posts: 1185

Re: Ivy Humour !

http://forums.filmnoirbuff.com/uploads/thumbs/5863_o-paris.jpg


humour means funny right ?

 

#30 2013-08-29 20:40:37

stanshall
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From: Gilligan's Island
Posts: 10359

Re: Ivy Humour !

/\ J'ai appris un noveau mot aujord'hui: branleur.  Aussi: connasse.


"bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay"

 

#31 2013-08-29 20:47:34

stanshall
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From: Gilligan's Island
Posts: 10359

Re: Ivy Humour !

The Clarney.


"bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay"

 

#32 2013-08-30 01:57:56

Moose Maclennan
Ivy Inspiration
From: Hernando's Hideaway
Posts: 4577

Re: Ivy Humour !

Jokes aside, I'm really stoked about the vintage ivy suit my wife bought me as a surprise birthday present. I came home earlier than usual yesterday afternoon and there it was, draped over a chair in the bedroom.

Anyone know of a competent alterations service that can remove a 'JFM' monogram?

 

#33 2013-08-30 05:51:34

Worried Man
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From: Davebrubeckistan
Posts: 15923

Re: Ivy Humour !

^
HAHA. 

Damn, Liam got me going too.


"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955

 

#34 2013-08-30 06:00:49

doghouse
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Posts: 5085

Re: Ivy Humour !

Heehee.


Hide thy infants, hide thy Lady, and hide thy husband, alas they art forcing sexual intercourse upon the entire populace. - Wm Shakespeare

 

#35 2013-08-30 06:08:40

Worried Man
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From: Davebrubeckistan
Posts: 15923

Re: Ivy Humour !

What did the Ivy aficionado say to the Ivy ignoramus when asked to define Ivy?

I don't know.  He went off on this loooonnnng rant that had all these tangents and confused pseudo-histories.  I eventually just got up and left.


"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955

 

#36 2013-08-30 06:15:11

doghouse
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Posts: 5085

Re: Ivy Humour !

/thread.


Hide thy infants, hide thy Lady, and hide thy husband, alas they art forcing sexual intercourse upon the entire populace. - Wm Shakespeare

 

#37 2013-09-03 22:49:03

stanshall
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From: Gilligan's Island
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Re: Ivy Humour !

http://imagecache5d.art.com/Crop/cropwm.jpg?img=-65-6588-C7W2100Z&x=0&y=0&w=1000&h=1000&size=2&maxw=1398&maxh=650&q=100

Last edited by stanshall (2013-09-04 10:23:32)


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#38 2013-09-04 06:21:02

Worried Man
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From: Davebrubeckistan
Posts: 15923

Re: Ivy Humour !

Hahaha. From playboy?


"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955

 

#39 2013-09-04 10:06:50

stanshall
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From: Gilligan's Island
Posts: 10359

Re: Ivy Humour !

Worried Man wrote:

Hahaha. From playboy?

Would think New Yorker, not 100% sure, but on topic, right?


"bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay"

 

#40 2013-09-04 10:10:15

stanshall
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Posts: 10359

Re: Ivy Humour !

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Xbf4mj-MI10/UXJCYOw_x5I/AAAAAAABhxU/aam69wNoUuM/s1600/cullum-laugh-again.jpg


"bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay"

 

#41 2013-09-04 10:10:23

Worried Man
Member
From: Davebrubeckistan
Posts: 15923

Re: Ivy Humour !

On topic per usual, Stanshall.


"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955

 

#42 2013-09-04 10:11:58

Worried Man
Member
From: Davebrubeckistan
Posts: 15923

Re: Ivy Humour !

Can sub. "paisley shirt" here as well.


"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955

 

#43 2013-09-05 14:15:04

Bishop of Briggs
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Posts: 3948

Re: Ivy Humour !

I'd didn't know that Jimmy had applied for Harvard.


Contrary to lies of FNB and Woofboxer, I (and most of the other "Buff Bastards") have been banned from posting on this forum. There are only a few posters left so don't waste your time on here. This forum is now dead!

 

#44 2013-09-05 14:20:11

Bishop of Briggs
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Re: Ivy Humour !

http://imgc.allpostersimages.com/images/P-473-488-90/61/6150/OQCG100Z/posters/jack-ziegler-underneath-this-placid-brooks-brothers-facade-i-m-up-to-my-neck-in-some-cartoon.jpg

Last edited by Bishop of Briggs (2013-09-05 14:26:11)


Contrary to lies of FNB and Woofboxer, I (and most of the other "Buff Bastards") have been banned from posting on this forum. There are only a few posters left so don't waste your time on here. This forum is now dead!

 

#45 2013-09-05 18:03:57

stanshall
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From: Gilligan's Island
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Re: Ivy Humour !

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DLgp_ghsN_Y/UWQZKrzuwpI/AAAAAAAAeFc/-HBYZPL5GE8/s640/01.jpg


"bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay"

 

#46 2013-09-05 19:08:20

Worried Man
Member
From: Davebrubeckistan
Posts: 15923

Re: Ivy Humour !

Haha


"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955

 

#47 2013-09-06 03:39:51

Axelist
Talker of the talk, walker of the walk.
From: age
Posts: 1223

Re: Ivy Humour !

An ivyist and an aquintance are having a beer.

“I saw you the other day”, says the guy. “Who was the woman you were with? Your grandmother?”.

The ivyist shakes his head. “Um, no. My wife.”.

“Oh, um, sorry about the “grandmother”. I just thought she is a bit …too old for being anything else.”

“Well you know, younger women just don’t have the same quality as the boom years women. And she’s actually NOS, she just left the monastery she entered when her first husband got killed in Vietnam a week after their marriage.”


Just to get a repp..

 

#48 2013-09-06 03:52:11

Harpo
The Best In The West
From: West Wales
Posts: 3394

Re: Ivy Humour !

To be fair Axe - if she'd been in a monastery (as opposed to a nunnery) she'd be distinctly "used, with signs of wear"rather than "NOS".  ( :  But it's very churlish of me to point it out to someone who's English is impeccable, despite being a second language!


Randy lower-class trifler

 

#49 2013-09-11 19:57:21

stanshall
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Posts: 10359

Re: Ivy Humour !

http://newyorkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/090518_cartoon_8_a13582_p465.gif


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#50 2013-10-24 19:52:56

stanshall
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Re: Ivy Humour !

http://forums.filmnoirbuff.com/uploads/275_ivycartoon27b.jpg


"bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay"

 

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