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#26 2013-11-28 13:48:56

Goodyear welt
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Re: Nigella Lawson The Coke Head

Thats more like it..."What? all of it? Why, you greedy fucking bitch"...and one thing led to another...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4hSdSTVSMI

Last edited by Goodyear welt (2013-11-28 13:49:13)


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#27 2013-11-29 04:28:52

Taylor McIntyre
Son of Ivy...
Posts: 342

Re: Nigella Lawson The Coke Head

Maurice Saatchi is ever so lovely though...

 

#28 2013-11-29 11:55:27

Dudley Clarke
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Re: Nigella Lawson The Coke Head

Wot I cannot understand is how EVER the CPS took this case on - and what Isleworth jury is gonna convict when one of the stinking-rich, chief prosecution witnesses more or less says ''my wife let them spend it because she is a coke-head!'' And what will the trial have cost the PUBLIC PURSE, while the Saatchis (independently) continue their roller-coster ride of not being bothered by their accountant with MINOR MONTHLY deficits of a coupla hundred grand?

Anyway, the long and the short of it is that: I wanna be Nigella's next PA. I want an upgrade on the credit card and get, from the far-side of a laden coffee-table, to watch her smearing whipped cream over her naked torso, after a cordon bleu meal in her yard.


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#29 2013-11-29 12:29:38

4F Hepcat
THE Cat
Posts: 14333

Re: Nigella Lawson The Coke Head

And who would give unbridled and unfettered access to the company credit cards to Italians on 25k and 28k per annum, a nation with levels of graft, corruption and a notions of exceptionalism/entitlement not seen outside of the KSA? Surely, Saatchi is not that dumb, but maybe Nigella is?

My guess, is that Saatchi knows exactly what he is doing and will play this like the banker in a casino, he is destined to always win.


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#30 2013-11-30 02:54:10

Gilbert the Filbert
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From: Hanover Square
Posts: 190

Re: Nigella Lawson The Coke Head

Is this MY Nigella?


"O could I as Harlequin frisk,
And thou be my Columbine fair,
My wand should, with one magic whisk,
Transport us to Hanover Square."                       The Knut with a 'K'.

 

#31 2013-11-30 18:06:52

stanshall
Member
From: Gilligan's Island
Posts: 12991

Re: Nigella Lawson The Coke Head


"bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay"

 

#32 2013-12-01 07:01:29

doghouse
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Posts: 5147

Re: Nigella Lawson The Coke Head


Hide thy infants, hide thy Lady, and hide thy husband, alas they art forcing sexual intercourse upon the entire populace. - Wm Shakespeare

 

#33 2013-12-01 20:49:53

stanshall
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From: Gilligan's Island
Posts: 12991

Re: Nigella Lawson The Coke Head


"bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay"

 

#34 2013-12-10 13:04:14

4F Hepcat
THE Cat
Posts: 14333

Re: Nigella Lawson The Coke Head

What has Cameron got to hide?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/david-cameron/10509466/David-Cameron-is-on-TeamNigella.html

Or is it, as we all, already know, the Establishment and upper echelons have been digging this champagne thing for quite some time?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtwT492YDvg

Get higher baby!


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#35 2013-12-10 13:06:09

4F Hepcat
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Posts: 14333

Re: Nigella Lawson The Coke Head

I'm on #TeamSaatchi by the way.


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#36 2013-12-10 13:13:48

4F Hepcat
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Posts: 14333

Re: Nigella Lawson The Coke Head

Only because of the betrayal.


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#37 2013-12-10 13:49:03

stanshall
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From: Gilligan's Island
Posts: 12991

Re: Nigella Lawson The Coke Head


"bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay"

 

#38 2013-12-10 13:49:27

doghouse
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Posts: 5147

Re: Nigella Lawson The Coke Head

ha!


Hide thy infants, hide thy Lady, and hide thy husband, alas they art forcing sexual intercourse upon the entire populace. - Wm Shakespeare

 

#39 2013-12-10 14:03:49

4F Hepcat
THE Cat
Posts: 14333

Re: Nigella Lawson The Coke Head

There's a great track by Hank III on this very theme:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWTucstWq7I


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#40 2013-12-10 16:33:58

formby
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From: Wiseacre
Posts: 8359

Re: Nigella Lawson The Coke Head

Apparently David 'call me Dave' Cameron is rooting for TeamNigella...!!!!!

Guilty as charged....Send her down....


"Dressing, like painting, should have a residual stability, plus punctuation and surprise." - Richard Merkin

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#41 2013-12-11 03:17:40

Dudley Clarke
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Posts: 1211

Re: Nigella Lawson The Coke Head


I came up to see her sometimes.

 

#42 2013-12-21 08:16:35

4F Hepcat
THE Cat
Posts: 14333

Re: Nigella Lawson The Coke Head

The verdict is in: middle class cocaine use, especially under the auspices of doing it to write a cookery book, is pefectly fine.


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#43 2013-12-21 08:45:57

Dudley Clarke
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Posts: 1211

Re: Nigella Lawson The Coke Head


I came up to see her sometimes.

 

#44 2013-12-21 09:18:28

4F Hepcat
THE Cat
Posts: 14333

Re: Nigella Lawson The Coke Head

I was referring to the media.

The defendants were always going to be acquitted, this was Saatchi's revenge.


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#45 2013-12-21 09:30:42

formby
Member
From: Wiseacre
Posts: 8359

Re: Nigella Lawson The Coke Head


"Dressing, like painting, should have a residual stability, plus punctuation and surprise." - Richard Merkin

Souvent me Souvient

 

#46 2013-12-21 11:57:00

Goodyear welt
Ivyist At Large
Posts: 3089

Re: Nigella Lawson The Coke Head

As you were then Nellie...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP7oBLe6fnY


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#47 2013-12-21 13:51:39

Dudley Clarke
Member
Posts: 1211

Re: Nigella Lawson The Coke Head


I came up to see her sometimes.

 

#48 2013-12-21 18:31:15

fxh
Big Down Under.
From: Melbourne
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Re: Nigella Lawson The Coke Head

 

#49 2013-12-21 20:42:03

4F Hepcat
THE Cat
Posts: 14333

Re: Nigella Lawson The Coke Head

About turn by the police, they are going to investigate Nigella's drug use now. Of course, she will answer the door with flour on her nose and explain its all been a dreadful misinterpretation of her making some cake.


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#50 2013-12-22 00:09:27

4F Hepcat
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Re: Nigella Lawson The Coke Head

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pQC3gLIxs0


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