Do you do requests? Could you remake I Wanna Get High by Cypress Hill but substitute talk of drugs for that of the hi-rise pants?
Excellent! We're glad you like it, Absintheist.
Bop, I'll see what we can do.
That popular Ivy pop combo The Hook Vents, known to their fans and police as The Hookers, are back in the studio.
Stay tuned for updates on their latest groovy release.
I only ever played hooker once - when the Colts were short a man, otherwise I was exclusively a second row.
Youse guys getting the band back together?
Heres some inspiration. I only just discovered this clip - the great original Hound Dog Taylor with Little Walter - Koko Taylor - all dressed UP in flash neat clothes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsE3JnsXTPs
Comin' on strong like B.B. King!
I regret to inform the fans of The Hook Vents that I've developed a serious smack addiction and I'll soon be living with about 14 other "artists" in a beach house somewhere out near Malibu.
I remember that session. That was the night Beef told me and Dick he was leaving to start a transcendental meditation centre on Maui with Merril Fankhauser from Kak.
^
It's not like we were really coming up with anything that night anyway. YOU'RE the one that kept trying to dick around with all those Ravi Shankar riffs.
Only because you insisted on playing tablas, after spiking my Sprite wit California Sunshine.
Fuck it... I was going to tell you guys at the next rehearsal.
I'm going solo by auditioning for the X factor.
You see, I've always felt you guys were holding me back and after the dwarf flinging episode... well...
Christ!! I just emerged from the studio after laying down my drum track for The Hook Vents' numero tres, and the groupies swarmed me like flies on shit. Word travels fast. We're going straight to the top with this next number.
Where was your head of security, admiring his latest picture of a sheep, while he should of been herding you safely out of the studio?