A distant relative of these Paraboot Micheal perhaps...

http://global.rakuten.com/en/store/crouka-lr/item/parabo-715701/

... sometimes pervy merkins on penny loafers are just pervy merkins on penny loafers .....

first thought was that these would be good shoes for Lionel, the Robert Downey, Jr. character in Fur: An Imaginary Portrait Of Diane Arbus

then I thought of the genetic aberration that produces those Mexican werewolf kids: hypertrichosis ......

after that I imagined Cousin Itt running around in the Addams Family manse and demanding in his unintelligible high-pitched sped-up voice that Lurch comb out his loafers .....

then I thought of W. C. Fields in The Dentist operating on that heavily bearded patient ....

this was followed by a hypothetical scenario involving taking the loafers in for a Brazilian .....

shortly thereafter I imagined Billy and Dusty wearing these loafers while tearing the ass out of a nice version of Tush .....

Chewbacca Ivy!

At least your toes would be warm

Last edited by Bop (2014-12-18 09:43:22)