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#1 2015-01-22 16:11:28

Worried Man
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What's your shower routine?


"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955

 

#2 2015-01-22 17:15:16

Oliver
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Re: What's your shower routine?

Nice try buddy, you're not fooling anyone.

 

#3 2015-01-22 17:22:03

Worried Man
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From: Davebrubeckistan
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Re: What's your shower routine?

What?  It's not like I'm asking for videos or anything.  Although I do still have quite the imagination.  (Read that last sentence to yourself with a really creepy Vincent Price voice.)


"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955

 

#4 2015-01-22 17:27:08

Worried Man
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Re: What's your shower routine?

Okay, seriously.  This is pure curiosity.  You don't have to break it down into steps or detail, but do you adhere to the same exact routine, or do you mix it up?  Maybe you wash your ASS first one day, and then the next day you start with your wet, glistening PECTS.

I'm just concerned that my OCD has been manifest, yet relatively confined, within my shower routine.  But now that I'm cognizant of it, I fear it could spill out into other areas of my life.


"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955

 

#5 2015-01-22 17:34:07

Armchaired
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From: Old England
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Re: What's your shower routine?

I am a routine man very much like your order but i shave and brush my teeth first at the sink (every morning).

My peculiarity is as soon as i finish cleaning my teeth, i take a big swig of mouth wash and do not
spit it out until i am back at the sink and my shower is finished.I usually shower for about 8 minutes

is this OCD enough for you ?


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#6 2015-01-22 17:44:27

Worried Man
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Re: What's your shower routine?

Are you fucking kidding me?


"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955

 

#7 2015-01-22 17:47:21

Armchaired
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Re: What's your shower routine?


�Careful with that axe Eugene.�

 

#8 2015-01-22 18:13:55

Worried Man
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Re: What's your shower routine?

I just can't believe you gargle for 8 minutes.


"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955

 

#9 2015-01-22 18:26:48

Armchaired
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Re: What's your shower routine?


�Careful with that axe Eugene.�

 

#10 2015-01-22 20:35:15

Jeff Reed
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Re: What's your shower routine?

Other than blasting the song below to announce imminent bathing, I have no routine. Bit of a free spirit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjdxGq0_rNM

 

#11 2015-01-23 05:30:31

woofboxer
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From: The Lost County of Middlesex
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Re: What's your shower routine?

I adopt 'ships routine', by getting wet then turning the water off while I soap up and wash, I turn the water back on to rinse off. Saves water and you use less body wash, or Brut 'soap on a rope', or whatever it is you do use. Top down rinsing makes sense.

The common mistake that men make, which a couple of you have referenced, is to shave before showering. Guys do this as showering afterwards helps stop the bleeding from all the cuts they have inflicted on themselves. If you shower first your skin will be softer and the bristles will be raised, therefore you get a closer shave and will not cut yourself anywhere near as much. You will also get a better shave post shower if you are one who prefers an electric razor.

Shower first, shave second.... try it.


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#12 2015-01-23 05:44:17

Chet
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Re: What's your shower routine?

I also shower first and shave second.


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#13 2015-01-23 07:18:57

Tomiskinky
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Re: What's your shower routine?

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#14 2015-01-23 07:29:35

doghouse
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Re: What's your shower routine?


Hide thy infants, hide thy Lady, and hide thy husband, alas they art forcing sexual intercourse upon the entire populace. - Wm Shakespeare

 

#15 2015-01-23 08:42:06

Armchaired
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Re: What's your shower routine?


�Careful with that axe Eugene.�

 

#16 2015-01-23 08:44:01

Worried Man
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Re: What's your shower routine?

I may try the "ships routine" too.


"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955

 

#17 2015-01-23 11:43:20

stanshall
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Re: What's your shower routine?

I use Irish Spring soap.

Last edited by stanshall (2015-01-23 12:27:03)


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#18 2015-01-23 11:53:20

Worried Man
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From: Davebrubeckistan
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Re: What's your shower routine?

You sick main.


"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955

 

#19 2015-01-23 12:22:19

stanshall
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Re: What's your shower routine?

/\  what's wrong with Irish Spring?


"bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay"

 

#20 2015-01-23 13:06:30

Armchaired
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Re: What's your shower routine?


�Careful with that axe Eugene.�

 

#21 2015-01-23 13:22:28

Worried Man
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From: Davebrubeckistan
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Re: What's your shower routine?


"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955

 

#22 2015-01-23 14:19:44

Turrentine
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Re: What's your shower routine?

 

#23 2015-01-23 16:50:13

Yuca
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Re: What's your shower routine?

For special occasions I steam my face (hold it over a bowl of boiled water for 5 minutes with towel surrounding it) prior to shaving. Even better than shaving after a shower (which I would also recommend).


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#24 2015-01-23 17:06:19

Worried Man
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From: Davebrubeckistan
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Re: What's your shower routine?

I just go straight to town with the safety razor (I've been using a Merkur for a while too Turrentine) and just proceed to rip huge, pink chunks of skin off my face.  Always going against the grain too.

Do you guys typically shower at night or in the morning?


"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955

 

#25 2015-01-23 20:28:46

The_Shooman
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Re: What's your shower routine?

 

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