Film Noir Buff Style Forum / The 'Just Because' Thread

Cheeky Monkey · 2008-02-06 15:41:17

Tony Ventresca wrote:
The_Shooman wrote:
l did a show last month at a certain place. Should have seen all the trannies there. A well known area for colourful characters. Never go there alone. lf a hot girl offers you a drink, you NEVER take it.
Sounds interesting, actually...

Mike? Cheeky? David?
What are your thoughts?

Transexuals -transvestites-ladyboys-gender benders- no problems to me we are all different and for me it is each to their own.

I`ve seen some transexual porn - where by a rather glamorous and sexy looking "lady" has undergone partial reassignment surgery- nice firm tits above- big erect cock bellow- and somehow it has an artistic quallity about it. David meets venus ( the sculptures ) not Uncle and some dodgy stripper.

Would I want a full on sexual experience with such a "lady"- probably not -would I want a blow Job from such a lady- if they kept their clothes on bellow the waist -probably ?

However - a male who has had the full operation carried out and is a fully fledged gender reasigned person-I`m talking the really sexy feminine looking ones -here guys-the ones who have had a vagina created for them- well why not.

I can remember a number of boys at school fancying the lead singer of culture club ( boy george) when the band first appeared on television- the singers sex was kept deliberately ambigious in the UK initially -not realising the femail lead singer was male, I recall two boys admitting to wanking in bed thinking about this new "femail" singer- some very sheepish and red faced hormonal 13 years old when the truth was revealed.

Boy george wasn`t the only trannie from this era.

You had Marillyn ( boy georges mate) pete burns from dead or alive- steve strange ( trannieish)

Off course the Brits have always been far more accepting of this type of thing.

Just think of Danny la rue, Dick Emmery , even the two Ronnies and Les dawson made good women - then you have the tradition of pantomime dames ( whereby the femail is allways played by a male)

The Aussies have Dame Edna Everage and the film Priscilla -queen of the desert - ( a trannie film)

It`s all good in my book

Who was the Bond girl - a male who became a femail as a result of surgery?

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eg · 2008-02-06 16:19:02

Tony Ventresca wrote:
The_Shooman wrote:

Always happens. Damn. Reminds me of a party afew months ago. Things were crazy! Sex, drugs and rock n roll (not that l did any of those things ). Anyway.....l fell in love with this hot chick in a short skirt. l sang and she played the drums while others played various instruments (rock music played at 2 in the mornin'). When it came to cracking onto her, she started talking. lt was then that l discovered she was a man. lt looked like a model. That was the end of that. A couple of the blokes had him later in the back room though.
Great story!!! What do you mean by "cracking onto her"?
Is that an Aussie slang? For chatting up, maybe?

Likey a derivative of the Irish, "craic."

The_Shooman · 2008-02-07 00:55:05

Cheeky Monkey wrote:
The Aussies have Dame Edna Everage and the film Priscilla -queen of the desert - ( a trannie film)

It`s all good in my book

l saw the dame (once) with a questionable women.

Cheeky Monkey · 2008-02-09 00:59:22

I`m feeling rebelious today.

For example I am drinking Twinnings afternoon tea blend- in the morning. oooh

The_Shooman · 2008-02-10 06:17:33

l'm so bored with my shoo collection. l desperately need to add another shoo to my collection.

Why? Just because.

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Fogey · 2008-02-18 17:49:29

Tony Ventresca · 2008-03-15 09:58:14

Just because...it's a very tiny bikini.

The_Shooman · 2008-03-17 09:44:27

Those are my favourite type of bikini hehe. Pity a few more hotties didn't have them for daywear.

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Tony Ventresca · 2008-03-19 10:26:03

Just because...I have no idea who "The Veronicas" might be but they look like fun girls.

The_Shooman · 2008-03-19 10:40:23

Tony Ventresca wrote:
Just because...I have no idea who "The Veronicas" might be but they look like fun girls.

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/7442 … cashm6.jpg

Aussie wannabe punk rockers. They are nerds trying to act and look cool. They are a joke. They started out as the girl next door types (jumping up and down holding hands while singing sweet little ditties at shows). Then one started learning the guitar (trying to prove she was a real muso bwahahaha)...look sooo awkward when she tried playing guitar. Then one of them got some tatts (try to harden there image). Then Jessie hooks up with some tosser from Oz idol (looks more of a girl than she does).

The whole image is very very awkward and tryhard. Real musicians cringe at what they are doing.

They were created by Warner Bros. They never gigged before they became stars. Lots try-hard-to-be-cool kids are into them. l even bought my niece their c.d a few years back.

l used to be in lust with the girl on the left (jess) when she had rusty coloured hair, but i've gone off her now.

The problem with kids these days is that they don't know how to write good songs. l call them the chord generation! They might write a catchy song, but they have forgotten the art of writing and playing a solo, so what they really write is shit that's a dime a dozen.

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Tony Ventresca · 2008-03-19 11:41:08

^ Oh another manufactured band to go with the other five thousand created each year.

Tony Ventresca · 2008-03-19 12:19:41

The_Shooman wrote:
Then Jessie hooks up with some tosser from Oz idol (looks more of a girl than she does).

Like this...?

Tony Ventresca · 2008-03-27 11:14:05

Just because...

...she's a nice girl from Montreal.

Grace · 2008-03-27 11:36:39

Gosh, her sweater looks very tight.

mike · 2008-03-27 11:37:26

Grace wrote:
Gosh, her sweater looks very tight.

yeah....i like em tight - LOL

Admiral Cod · 2008-03-27 12:17:08

I really like her McGeorge shetland crewneck sweater in a low cut design. How did they make it glisten, pink and shiny? A non-iron finish, I'm guessing.

Fogey · 2008-03-27 13:16:35

Tony Ventresca wrote:
Just because...

...she's a nice girl from Montreal.

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/7827 … cz1.th.jpg

'My, that's a lovely shine, Miss'.

Grace · 2008-03-27 13:36:06

From a practical point of view, I suspect she has to apply lots of talcum powder to get into that sweater, sweater being apt really because I think it would cause the young lady to pespire more than usuall.

Tony Ventresca · 2008-03-28 14:57:47

Better view of that nice young lady's sweater.

Admiral Cod · 2008-03-28 15:02:35

On second thought, maybe she uses some kind of lubricant, to get into it.

AQG · 2008-03-28 15:04:26

Admiral Cod wrote:
On second thought, maybe she uses some kind of lubricant, to get into it.

The wax from the little tin that comes with your Barbour!

Tony Ventresca · 2008-03-28 15:14:38

Admiral Cod wrote:
On second thought, maybe she uses some kind of lubricant, to get into it.

Speaking of which, some of you may be interested in more photos of her here. When I first saw the "honey" photos I blew my mind, and a few other things. (By the way, that link will never in ten thousand years be safe for work, or young kids, or old men with weak hearts.)

Admiral Cod · 2008-03-28 15:42:18

Nice. Note, the "Bianca Beauchamp on a TV" photos.

Lucky bastard.

Fogey · 2008-03-28 16:20:37

Don't show Cheeky that blog...he'll have an aneurysm.

Tony Ventresca · 2008-04-01 10:49:48

Just because...
...she wiggles it soooo well.

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