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#5401 2010-05-01 23:41:13

The_Shooman
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

Some clown who is easily upset by blokes avators:
http://www.styleforum.net/showpost.php?p=3180166&postcount=22

That place is full of girls.

 

#5402 2010-05-02 00:13:02

The_Shooman
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

Pathetic!
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?104428-Why-can-t-all-shoes-be-like-this

 

#5403 2010-05-02 03:17:30

Grossgrain Silk
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#5404 2010-05-02 04:10:42

Kingstonian
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#5405 2010-05-02 04:38:12

The_Shooman
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

ckav = most difficult poster to read. l have no clue what he is even talking about 99.9% of the time.

 

#5406 2010-05-02 04:38:49

Grossgrain Silk
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

 

#5407 2010-05-02 06:19:58

Big Tony
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"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#5408 2010-05-02 06:23:03

Big Tony
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"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#5409 2010-05-02 07:37:59

Gilgamesh2003
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#5410 2010-05-02 07:54:57

Popeye Doyle
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"All in all they are a pretty sleazy bunch."
                                            --Cruiser
"Can one safely bone the cordovan of the dead?"
                                            --Quay

 

#5411 2010-05-02 08:24:00

Gilgamesh2003
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#5412 2010-05-02 09:30:13

ckav
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"Everybody is entitled to their opinion, but there is only one truth."-Senator Dan Pat Moynihan.

 

#5413 2010-05-02 10:28:49

Grossgrain Silk
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

"When one throws the sardines into the sea, one must not be surprised that the seagulls follow the trawler" - Eric Cantona

 

#5414 2010-05-02 10:51:55

ckav
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O.K.-- PAX-- The firearm debate is nasty  enough here with stale argument and debating tactics worthy of football hooligans. We will not resolve it at FNB, nor change each other's opinions. I would much rather talk clothing, a subject I hope to on my part.--PAX--.

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#5415 2010-05-02 14:33:18

Big Tony
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"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#5416 2010-05-02 16:03:46

chatsworth osborne jr.
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

Yet another boob asking people on the internet to tell him what size shoe he should wear:
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?104673-Foot-width-size-chart
This one is different in that he's done the 'trace your foot' gimmick (which LL Bean did decades ago), and ends the post with the stupiphany that shoe stores measure feet.  No different in that he trusts 'measured' size over years of personal experience wearing different size with no problems.

 

#5417 2010-05-02 16:25:58

Gilgamesh2003
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#5418 2010-05-02 16:54:58

Kingstonian
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#5419 2010-05-02 17:53:04

Popeye Doyle
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"All in all they are a pretty sleazy bunch."
                                            --Cruiser
"Can one safely bone the cordovan of the dead?"
                                            --Quay

 

#5420 2010-05-02 18:49:29

ckav
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I'm to tired to even do 5 minutes. I may take a job selling parrots or english cheeses.

Knows how to shave?
I use a Merkur HD
Iridium blades
Mitchell's Wool Fat
Vulfix brush
Woods of Windsor aftershave

 

#5421 2010-05-02 19:36:06

Gilgamesh2003
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Last edited by Gilgamesh2003 (2010-05-02 19:39:45)

 

#5422 2010-05-02 20:09:03

Popeye Doyle
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

Canadian pussy hound and metrosexual extraordinaire tells us that wearing the yoga clothes will guarantee  scoring with "fitness bunnies".  (Can you imagine what this pantload must look like in real life?)

http://www.styleforum.net/showpost.php?p=3192428&postcount=21


"All in all they are a pretty sleazy bunch."
                                            --Cruiser
"Can one safely bone the cordovan of the dead?"
                                            --Quay

 

#5423 2010-05-02 20:21:19

g-
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#5424 2010-05-02 21:21:17

The_Shooman
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#5425 2010-05-02 22:37:55

Gilgamesh2003
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http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?104671-Evaluate-my-outfit-to-the-promenade
Hoo boy. I'll leave the "never getting laid" jokes to the forum.

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?104630-Bonobo-s-Khakis
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?104665-Bonobos-Another-preppy-brand.
Two unspeakably dull threads on Bonobos. Posters react violently to the idea that these pants might make a person's ass look good - the Andyite prefers to conceal his buttocks behind yards and yards of 30 oz. Bill's twill, and maybe a few muted ass-pocket squares. I find the Bonobos advertising irritating but I'm tempted to buy several pairs based on the fact that the iGents hate them.

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?104678-The-quot-Most-Trad-quot-Colleges-amp-Universities
This should be good. Forum quackspeaker The Rambler actually takes the request to identify the "most trad" college seriously. He concludes that the schedule is the best way to tell if the college is trad (and foil the "marketers"). This is like telling if a dish is coq au vin by referencing the cooking time.

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?65112-Academic-Trad
More on the same theme - HistoryDoc favors us with an utterly humorless, boring take on his utterly humorless, boring wardrobe, which is for some never-fully-explained reason related to his work in academia. Since this is Internet he assigns a moral significance to the fact that he wears Oxford-cloth shirts and doesn't take very good care of his shoes. He returns at the end of the thread to celebrate his 1,000th post and to demonstrate his meek piety by informing the boards that he DOES shine his shoes now.

Let's just work through this idea in detail: HistoryDoc feels that having scuffed shoes communicates a "not trying too hard" look. He therefore deliberately allows his shoes to become scuffed; he then makes these scuffed shoes an important part of a comprehensive list of his "not trying too hard" wardrobe. How labyrinthine.

And finally a treat for Chatsworth, in the always entertaining "Simpletons who do not know their own shoe size" genre:
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?104680-New-Allen-Edmond-Grayson-Shell-Cordovan-Fit-Dilemma
"I bought shoes that are too small for me! Now they don't fit! This qualifies as a dilemma!" Next time have your caregiver or state-appointed guardian take you shopping.

 
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