Is anyone here a member of style forum or the london lounge?
RR

The crassest of sweatshop fakes gets the trads creaming their pants over on Andyland:



http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?104716-Deadstock-Vintage-Lacoste-Acquired!

Some prize inanity from Andyland this (early) morning:

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?104766-Opinions-on-Allen-Edmonds-CEO-Justification-for-Non-US-Boat-Shoe-Manufacturing
A classic thread in which Andylanders express revulsion at the idea that a Poor might have touched their shoes. Actually, maybe this isn't inane, since it contains the only post ever in which Alexander Kabbaz has come close to expressing a reasonable, informed opinion.

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?104783-What-to-wear-in-Vegas-I-need-serious-help.
I really hope this isn't a troll - this poster wants AAAC's advice on a) strip club attire and b) outfits that will help him nail Vegas cocktail waitresses. Hint: neither one of these tasks requires special equipment. Also, I hate to break it to the OP that Ask Andy may not be the best source for this information.

The best possible outcome is if the Andyites take him seriously and he listens to their advice and shows up in Las Vegas wearing a heavy worsted wool suit with 3" cuffs, double pleated pants worn at the natural waist, "braces", one of their treasured conservo ugly pattern ties, AE Park Avenues, a solid colored pocket square and one of Captain Fridge's fedoras. Maybe he could borrow Luftvier's pipe to complete the "vacationing 1950s murderer" look.

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?104781-Refinishing-Corrected-Grain
These guys are not following my shoe care program!

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?104742-Pocket-square-for-ivory-jacket
Kabbaz returns to form. One of the 6,000 threads in which he answers a question by shilling his own sublimely elegant, Long Island friendly luxury wares. In this case it's a $75 pocket square in the coveted "Early 1980s Italian funeral parlor" print.

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?104755-Undyed-Shell-Cordovan
"I'm frantically searching for shoes that look like they were made from animal organs! Oh wait here they are."

Have any of you checked the BDSM contest recently? It's a regular "fora" rogues gallery:
http://esquirebdrm.com/
I see Brooklyn Rob, Aeglus from SF (complete with Fred Astaire/SF twink style leaping into the air), that tiny Asian guy who sometimes posts at both AAAAAAAC and SF (not Foo! Apparently he's a cop, too). I'm sure I'm missing some.

And from the "Trad" forum:

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?104735-Body-language-posture-and-gestures...-the-Trad-way
Latest in a series of idiotic posts that ask how "Trads" do things. I can't even work up the energy for a snarky comment, it's just very sad and misguided. Also check the smirking William F. Buckley avatar. Gag.

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?104778-Alden-Indy-Care
Alden Indy Boot Care - Step one: Do not buy Alden Indy boots.

Name the members of each site that you think are the three biggest plonkers on each.
RR

Recognition of your shortcomings is the first step to recovery Reggie. YOU made insult against me first. You threw the saddle on, now lets see you ride.