Russell, you really must stop attempting to taunt Chenvold like this.  It's rather embarassing for you to have replied three times to your own post.  Indicative of some damned poor trollsmanship.  I'm afraid you're getting past your prime.  It'll be the knacker's yard for you if this keeps up.

You let down your people, Chensvold.

Picture this, an arabesque trailer town somewhere on the outskirts of Dandyville, just this side of Nowheresville, an obscure hamlet populated by highly stylised mannequins and rusty old automatons, who are busily composing “ephemeria” in ad-type copy posing as the most refined and high brow journalise.  A place where ironing ones shirt is considered a highly sensual art form, practised by an effete and immaculate priesthood, draped in paisley silks, crinoline, brillo pads and smoking the ashes of Adam Ant’s, dandy-highway man.  A poesy that only the strongest opium laced with amyl-nitrite, gunpowder, loco powder and the ashes of Quentin Crisp could envision….

Who do you think you are tricking double chinny Chenners?
If you think we’re totally dum,
We are the Ivy’s who will stop your little game
We are the purists who will make you change your name.
‘Cus who do you think you are kidding Mr Chensvold
If you think Ralph Lauren is number one?

Mr Chenners sells his etchings
On the Dandy net,
But all he gets are sycophants
And itches in his pants.

So watch out Mr. Chensvold
You have met your puppet masters
If you think you can out do us
We’re afraid you’ve failed to have us sussed

So who do you think you are kidding Mr Chenners?
If you think your Ivy's number one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jphfe1Q6Jg

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