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#1 2010-01-13 05:48:09

Taylor McIntyre
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if i sit down quick i sometimes squash a ball

my (unlucky) 'east' (Right) one gets it worst.

how do U manage yours??

please tell without fear, this is where men talk

 

#2 2010-01-13 05:50:38

Beatnik
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Re: if i sit down quick i sometimes squash a ball

Now you see this is my level Uncle.
Congratulations on the best thread title ever...

 

#3 2010-01-13 08:01:02

Moose Maclennan
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Posts: 4577

Re: if i sit down quick i sometimes squash a ball

That terrible fate befell a bloke I used to work with.

Open-plan office with thirty-odd people, some of them customers, and all of a sudden this blood-curdling shriek.

He had quite a time explaining that one.

I wish mine were small enough so I could just forget about them like that.

 

#4 2010-01-13 08:34:24

Taylor McIntyre
Son of Ivy...
Posts: 342

Re: if i sit down quick i sometimes squash a ball

i find that, if i make my rapier walk, then they move. and so i can find i sit on them without pleasure.

would a hair net truss be my best for me?

or just poke them out of my fly for the fresh air?

only to show the Richard 101 is rude in the West, no?

my thankings to you all of you.

 

#5 2010-01-13 09:24:40

TheWeejun
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Re: if i sit down quick i sometimes squash a ball

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#6 2010-01-13 11:24:08

4F Hepcat
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Re: if i sit down quick i sometimes squash a ball

Don't you chaps have a trusty native boy or manservant to hold yours for you?


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#7 2010-01-13 14:09:56

Cheeky Monkey
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Posts: 1273

Re: if i sit down quick i sometimes squash a ball

Uncle - I have no solution for your Dillema - for sometimes when I cross my legs the same thing ocours- however to ease your discomfort and help you think how better off you are than others may I suggest.

www.testicle-torture.com


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#8 2010-01-13 14:20:30

Cheeky Monkey
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Posts: 1273

Re: if i sit down quick i sometimes squash a ball

Here`s a rather nice Friday takeaway treat after a good old early doors session at the pub.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrtNgW76E2s


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#9 2010-01-13 15:08:04

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Re: if i sit down quick i sometimes squash a ball

 

#10 2010-01-14 02:29:08

Taylor McIntyre
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Posts: 342

Re: if i sit down quick i sometimes squash a ball

*Ahem*

I have changed the password to this account until the other Russells calm down.

Jim

 
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