Ladies and Gentlemen.

I put it to you that for the past 6 or so months NSB has been the reigning champion of shoe knowledge on TI. Now however his tenure at the top is threatened as the former TI champion of shoe gazing..sorry shoe knowledge has returned, yes as we've all noticed by now The Weejun has returned. But I'm disappointed, because has he returned ready to fight bare knuckle for his crown? No it seems he has been carrying out a charm offensive, winning people over with his knowledge of shoes, not only that but now he has broadened his remit and gone onto to try to claim the crown of King of Cordrouy.

Well enough is enough.

I don't think this is respectful to the current title holder NSB. If Weejum wants his title back then he has to fight, and fight dirty for it. None of this "hey guys, look what I've got to share with you" stuff!!! Man its like listening to something from The Brady Bunch. NO. We need blood to be spilt here.

I want these two to slug it out purely for our (the baying crowd) entertainment. If they don't want to fight, then I suggest we all gather round and start to chant "fight, fight, fight", and then start to taunt them and push them into each other until they do at last fight.

So Ladies and Gentlemen.............lets get this show on the road.

Welcome to the "Rough in the Buff"

OK you two come out fighting and no biting.

Right tell the audience which longwing currently on the market you recommend and why? Most comprehensive answer wins......extra points for humour and obscurity.