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#3201 2012-11-12 09:52:01
- Liam Mac
- Ivy Avenger
- From: Beyond!
- Posts: 4789
Re: When bespoke wishes and fabric dreams go wrong
Here's a fun game to play. Walking alongside those twats who walk with their heads down texting it is possible to guide them into other twats coming the opposite way simply by being slightly to close to them.
I achieved a rather nice collision just last week in a train station that saw one of the idiots drop his I Phone and declare "MA FUCKIN I PHONE!" as it bounced off the ground and under the feet of more scurrying twats.
Very ungentlemanly behaviour but it's OK I was wearing 'training shoes' at the time.
#3202 2012-11-12 10:18:00
- Kingston1an
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Re: When bespoke wishes and fabric dreams go wrong
"Florid, smug, middle-aged golf club bore in this country I'd say. Propping up the 19th hole in deepest Surrey bemoaning the perils of immigration."
#3203 2012-11-12 10:19:49
- Kingston1an
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Re: When bespoke wishes and fabric dreams go wrong
Bown is OK. He enjoys his role play and may live/work in an area where he can mostly get away with it. Free goods always welcome though.
"Florid, smug, middle-aged golf club bore in this country I'd say. Propping up the 19th hole in deepest Surrey bemoaning the perils of immigration."
#3204 2012-11-12 10:38:48
#3205 2012-11-12 10:47:56
- Oldfruit1
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Re: When bespoke wishes and fabric dreams go wrong
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#3206 2012-11-12 19:46:10
- Film Noir Buff
- Dandy Nightmare
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Re: When bespoke wishes and fabric dreams go wrong
#3207 2012-11-13 00:34:09
- Drum Thunder !!!
- Son of Odin
- From: the Time that Land Forgot.
- Posts: 3768
Re: When bespoke wishes and fabric dreams go wrong
What's a Breakfast Shop? I've never heard of one.
Arrives unpressed and minimally packaged.
#3208 2012-11-13 03:02:35
- fxh
- Big Down Under.
- From: Melbourne
- Posts: 6159
Re: When bespoke wishes and fabric dreams go wrong
Its a USA thing.
Just what it says - a shop for breakfast -many of them only open from 7 am till 10 am and do only breakfast but in that cute (or annoying) USA way where theres a million choices - even how you want you eggs done needs a huge list of options just for fried.
And fantastic too I must admit.
#3209 2012-11-13 03:04:28
- Drum Thunder !!!
- Son of Odin
- From: the Time that Land Forgot.
- Posts: 3768
Re: When bespoke wishes and fabric dreams go wrong
Arrives unpressed and minimally packaged.
#3210 2012-11-13 09:59:15
#3211 2012-11-15 08:53:13
#3212 2012-11-15 08:54:45
- Oldfruit1
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Re: When bespoke wishes and fabric dreams go wrong
maybe its my aversion to the style .. but doesnt this suit look baggy, frumpy and sloppy?
just to be clear im talking about charlie not the hobbit actor 
#3213 2012-11-15 08:59:55
#3214 2012-11-15 09:01:53
- Sal
- Ivyist At Large
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Re: When bespoke wishes and fabric dreams go wrong
If nothing else, the trousers are too long.
#3215 2012-11-15 09:22:51
- Liam Mac
- Ivy Avenger
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Re: When bespoke wishes and fabric dreams go wrong
Last edited by Liam Mac (2012-11-15 09:23:26)
#3216 2012-11-15 09:23:47
- Oldfruit1
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Re: When bespoke wishes and fabric dreams go wrong
is £15m income + privvy purse + all expenses paid on property & staff not enough these days to get his fucking trousers taken in?
grrrr
#3217 2012-11-15 09:25:10
- Oldfruit1
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Re: When bespoke wishes and fabric dreams go wrong
... previously i had admired this fat, useless fucking moron for looking well turned out .. now he is totally without purpose.
#3218 2012-11-15 09:47:54
#3219 2012-11-15 10:24:46
- Bishop of Briggs
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Re: When bespoke wishes and fabric dreams go wrong
Contrary to lies of FNB and Woofboxer, I (and most of the other "Buff Bastards") have been banned from posting on this forum. There are only a few posters left so don't waste your time on here. This forum is dead and nobody cares.
#3220 2012-11-15 10:31:03
- Drum Thunder !!!
- Son of Odin
- From: the Time that Land Forgot.
- Posts: 3768
Re: When bespoke wishes and fabric dreams go wrong
Arrives unpressed and minimally packaged.
#3221 2012-11-15 12:20:13
#3222 2012-11-15 13:41:10
- Bishop of Briggs
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Re: When bespoke wishes and fabric dreams go wrong
Contrary to lies of FNB and Woofboxer, I (and most of the other "Buff Bastards") have been banned from posting on this forum. There are only a few posters left so don't waste your time on here. This forum is dead and nobody cares.
#3223 2012-11-15 21:01:48
#3224 2012-11-16 02:13:42
- The_Shooman
- A pretty face
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Re: When bespoke wishes and fabric dreams go wrong
#3225 2012-11-16 11:00:41
- Chévere
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Re: When bespoke wishes and fabric dreams go wrong
FNB said: " I half expect someone to swing him horizontally under their arm and place him in another part of the park."
I want every body here to know that FNB stole my thought, which I had been looking for every damn time I saw a picture of this guy, until FNB showed it to the world in this forum and I recognized it instantly as my thought.
Cógelo suave, pero cógelo.