With the advancement of telephonic technology- I have taken to using my mobile phone as an alarm clock- oh the wonders of the modern age -with the assistance of a technologically minded friend- my awakening is now greeted by Ron Jeremy banging the heck out of Houston (at the Houston 500) overlayed with my favourite Who track - Baba O'reilly
Uncle - my understanding is you are full of piss- apparently it is a diffrent type of hard on- so you can tell if you are going to be coming or going
I recall Joe Orton calling various of his hard-ons 'piss proud' and so I do see your point.
... How nice it is to sit & discuss English Literature in these troubled times of ours...