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#1 2010-04-09 07:24:52
- Cheeky Monkey
- Member
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Happy Ending
Once upon a time a guy asked a beautiful girl- " will you marry me ?"- The girl said No.
....And the guy lived happily ever after- hanging around bars - riding motorcycles - going fishing and chasing skirt - playing a lot of golf - watching a lot of sport drinking beer and scotch- he had a ton of money in the bank- left the toilet seat up- the cap off the tooth paste and belched and farted whenever he wanted.
The end
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#2 2010-04-09 07:37:20
- The_Shooman
- A pretty face
- From: AUSTRALIA
- Posts: 13179
Re: Happy Ending
Sounds like a bloody good storey to me mate. Lucky the girl didn't say yes, his life would have went to shit very quickly. lt's always a pleasure to have the liberty of leaving the toilet seat up too. The main problem with being attached is that you aren't allowed to chase skirt, it doesn't make being attached worth it.
Last edited by The_Shooman (2010-04-09 07:39:03)
#4 2010-04-11 01:33:45
- vwdolly
- Member
- From: UK
- Posts: 60
Re: Happy Ending
My husband found this very amusing .... we are now getting a divorce. So no more screwing the lid on the toothpaste, putting the toilet seat back down or putting up with constant bodily functions 
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