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#26 2010-05-05 10:59:37
- ckav
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Re: Captions please!
Do you think he'll notice the missing hair we did the quick floating panel adjustment with?
#27 2010-05-05 11:31:59
- formby
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Re: Captions please!
Big Tony wrote:
caption this
http://forums.filmnoirbuff.com/uploads/ … tting7.jpg
Mafoo: "Look, the sleeves torquing"
Tailor: "Sleeve talking, Signore ?"
Mafoo: "Yeah, the sleeves torquing"
Tailor: "Sleeve talking, Signore?"
Tailor: "Capo?"
Mariano R.: "Americano insano"
"Dressing, like painting, should have a residual stability, plus punctuation and surprise." - Richard Merkin
Souvent me Souvient
#28 2010-05-23 10:17:56
- Big Tony
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Re: Captions please!
caption this
"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."
#29 2010-05-25 15:40:17
- Big Tony
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Re: Captions please!
Big Tony wrote:
caption this
What? The juxtaposition of a Gieves & Hawke suit and a gay leatherbear doesn't inspire wit?
"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."
#30 2010-05-27 08:00:37
- Tailoring Police
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Re: Captions please!
Bishop of Briggs wrote:
Two old woman dressing like the men!
#31 2010-05-27 10:44:38
- formby
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Re: Captions please!
Big Tony wrote:
Big Tony wrote:
caption this
http://forums.filmnoirbuff.com/uploads/ … ndon20.jpgWhat? The juxtaposition of a Gieves & Hawke suit and a gay leatherbear doesn't inspire wit?
'Oh sweetie.....don't you dare, move, let me give Maxie darling a ring and see if he's finished with that SS uniform I lent him..'
"Dressing, like painting, should have a residual stability, plus punctuation and surprise." - Richard Merkin
Souvent me Souvient
#32 2010-05-27 11:12:52
- Bob Loblaw
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Re: Captions please!
I've had this picture for a while trying to find a context in which to put it to use. Anyone have an idea for a caption?
Last edited by Bob Loblaw (2010-05-27 11:14:48)
#33 2010-05-28 06:40:57
- Bishop of Briggs
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Re: Captions please!
Bob Loblaw wrote:
I've had this picture for a while trying to find a context in which to put it to use. Anyone have an idea for a caption?
http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/3673/ads4.png
This iGent would give an arm or a leg for an Anderson & Sheppard suit.
#34 2010-05-29 15:56:26
- Big Tony
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Re: Captions please!
caption?
"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."
#35 2010-05-29 17:55:02
- Grossgrain Silk
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Re: Captions please!
Bob Loblaw wrote:
I've had this picture for a while trying to find a context in which to put it to use. Anyone have an idea for a caption?
http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/3673/ads4.png
Roderick believed that a portable second-hand shop should purvey what its title promised.
#36 2010-05-29 20:19:37
- Film Noir Buff
- Dandy Nightmare
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Re: Captions please!
Now, Now my good man, let's not be hasty. I realize I'm only tough online but surely you see I am an influential man by my Fresco suit?
Style's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving.
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#37 2010-06-15 08:08:01
- Sarcophagus
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Re: Captions please!
Bishop of Briggs wrote:
I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish.
The question now then is why am I only finding out about this collection of "bastards" today? How long has their little club been running?
--Earl of Moron
#38 2010-06-15 08:17:45
- Patrick
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Re: Captions please!
That photo of Mafoofan and Manton reminds me of when the Washington Bullets had the tallest and shortest guys in the NBA — Manute Bol (tall) and Muggsy Bogues.
#39 2010-06-15 08:20:49
- Patrick
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Re: Captions please!
Bob Loblaw wrote:
I've had this picture for a while trying to find a context in which to put it to use. Anyone have an idea for a caption?
http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/3673/ads4.png
Aloysius Dahmer (great-grandfather of Jeffrey) almost made good his escape in the autumn of 1872, but he was betrayed by a mysterious, sultry woman armed only with a hookah.
#42 2010-10-27 10:22:14
- Big Tony
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Re: Captions please!
"oh shit, here comes Fong Lee, I bet he wants his money for that dime bag!"
"why did those guys in the delivery truck have to be so mean? what's wrong with what I'm wearing?"
sidebar question: How does he afford hot and cold running shell cordovan shoes and a Volvo? I thought teachers in the US were underpaid. At least that's what the media, pundits, parent's groups, and of course the teachers themselves keep claiming.
"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."
#43 2011-03-24 11:18:15
- Big Tony
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Re: Captions please!
"Oh god, she's touching my suit - SHE'S TOUCHING MY SUIT !!!!!!1!!"
"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."
#44 2011-05-01 09:59:55
- Big Tony
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Re: Captions please!
Pippa: "Oh gee gosh isn't this so beeeoootiful? I can't hardly believe my sis is married to a real life prince!"
Harry: "I'm gettin some of this quality pussy tonight, while you losers go home and jerk off, yeeeeeaaaah."
"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."
#45 2011-05-01 10:32:50
- The_Shooman
- A pretty face
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Re: Captions please!
Big Tony wrote:
http://forums.filmnoirbuff.com/uploads/ … 645298.jpg
Pippa: "Oh gee gosh isn't this so beeeoootiful? I can't hardly believe my sis is married to a real life prince!"
Harry: "I'm gettin some of this quality pussy tonight, while you losers go home and jerk off, yeeeeeaaaah."
l've always wanted a uniform like Harry's. Dunno where i'd wear it, but l still want one. l love those bold gold flashy chord thingies, always been a big fan of them....makes a bloke look reeeel important.
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#46 2011-05-01 11:03:32
- BJS
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Re: Captions please!
Big Tony wrote:
http://forums.filmnoirbuff.com/uploads/ … 645298.jpg
Pippa: "Oh gee gosh isn't this so beeeoootiful? I can't hardly believe my sis is married to a real life prince!"
Harry: "I'm gettin some of this quality pussy tonight, while you losers go home and jerk off, yeeeeeaaaah."
Harry: "I think they're going to Wales for the honeymoon."
Pippa: "Golly, how did you find that out?"
Harry: "Wills told me he was going to Bangor all weekend..."
#47 2011-05-01 11:28:11
- Grossgrain Silk
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Re: Captions please!
Pippa:
Take that fucking vibrator off your middle finger - your granny will see it.
#48 2011-05-01 12:21:05
- Kingstonian
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Re: Captions please!
The_Shooman wrote:
Big Tony wrote:
http://forums.filmnoirbuff.com/uploads/ … 645298.jpg
Pippa: "Oh gee gosh isn't this so beeeoootiful? I can't hardly believe my sis is married to a real life prince!"
Harry: "I'm gettin some of this quality pussy tonight, while you losers go home and jerk off, yeeeeeaaaah."l've always wanted a uniform like Harry's. Dunno where i'd wear it, but l still want one. l love those bold gold flashy chord thingies, always been a big fan of them....makes a bloke look reeeel important.
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William : - I am soon to get married in a very important and big wedding. I am currently serving in the Royal Air Force so I could wear my uniform, but everybody knows that air force blue is a rather casual colour. I was wondering if anybody on AAAC has any useful advice?
Cruiser :- I got a nice black suit at Men's Warehouse at a real good price for my first wedding and it was real good value. Heck, I still wear it today as a suit AND as separates. There is no need to waste money on anything fancy.
Andy :- You could try for an honorary commission in one of the regiments with pretty uniforms. The Guards or Cavalry are a good choice. Or failing that how about the Royal Navy? Navy blue should be formal enough for your wedding.
#49 2011-05-17 16:25:42
- Big Tony
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Re: Captions please!
caption?
"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."
#50 2011-05-17 19:16:56
- fxh
- Big Down Under.
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Re: Captions please!
Big Tony wrote:
caption?
http://forums.filmnoirbuff.com/uploads/ … 266_21.jpg
Girl on left in green: "She's getting sucked in by the Big Tony bullshit. He wasn't so bloody big last night"
To do: insert constantly changing witty, knowing and slightly ironic literary quote or reference.
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