Remember the Millwall Brick?
Well I saw a bloke bosh a cove with one of those telescopic umbrellas this afternoon - You know the ones, iGents hate them. Dear me, that cove's nose went north, south, east & west with just one blow - blood down to his trainers too.
Blimey, I thought.
And they're only a tenner in Boots too.
What's the best you can do with a proper brolly - Give a bloke a poke?
We should all tool up with telescopic brollies I think. You never know when you might meet an iGent!