For any lurkers lurking - and just to confirm the suspicions or opinions some of you may already have formed - we are a music hall duo.
Just not actually the same individual.
FYI, Russell is the good-looking one with the collection of Brooks catalogues and Rip is the short, fat, balding one who likes willing blondes.
I thang yo.
O, I do love to troll beside the seaside...
I'll see you down the caff, then, Russ...
Remember when we did this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B88VUROxFg&feature=related
Oh, do pipe down, you camp old queen, and piss the brown sauce... Blondes in clitoral hoods at this hour of the morning?
Street's the name, lady... there'll never be another...
Take my wife, take my wife ... No, seriously, take my wife...