My rampant ego got the better of me.  I do apologise.  The Shooman used to be not only a shoe fetishist but also a lecherous Aussie mate of Big Tony (who used to encourage his sick perversions).  Like Cartman, however, he was the recipient of an anal probe and began eating algae and drinking his own wee. 

Gibson had perhaps gone off to ogle (plump) yummy-mummies at the Peter Tatchell Community School.

I hope you clean your own toilet bowl.

What was it Dunlop Factory said about roast beef and two veg?  It must be my age.  Boys, avoid fenugreek if you value your love life.

I used to work with a guy who boiled his mince. Mince and tatties was his favourite. Spag Bol to him was both exotic and a waste of good mince.

GG does have a point - for every obese woman on these shores (and they certainly do abound) there's an obese man.  Let's pick on all the fatties or leave them all alone.