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#6451 2010-06-25 06:34:39
#6452 2010-06-25 06:49:44
- Big Tony
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)
"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."
#6453 2010-06-25 06:57:05
- Big Tony
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)
"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."
#6454 2010-06-25 08:24:45
- Sarcophagus
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)
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#6455 2010-06-25 10:00:08
- Popeye Doyle
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)
I respectfully suggest that we not spend too much more time on religious hypocrisy and instead return to bemoaning the sartorial sins of our betters in the other places.
Bathroom dweller YoungCraneB frets over "Balmorals" looking good with polo shirts, especially when the polo shirt is 4 sizes too big:
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?62656-What-Are-You-Wearing-Today&p=1117013#post1117013
I suppose we should be thankful but the Brits today are just listing their "attire" a la KitonBrioni, and not showing pics. No mirrors in the bathrooms overseas? Trouble finding the right film for the phone cameras?
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?62656-What-Are-You-Wearing-Today&p=1117319#post1117319
But when some rare pics do make it out of England, the iGents are shocked at the Old Etonian's footwear. Fear not--Andy to the rescue!
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?106117-Prime-Minister-David-Cameron-s-shoes-yikes&p=1117429#post1117429
Troll (yawn) surgeon's cuffsZzzzzzzzzzzzz:
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?106075-Suit-w-working-surgeon-s-cuffs-500-or-less&p=1116683#post1116683
The iGent's obsession with Wales Watching:
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?106114-Prince-Charles-orphan-jacket-and-a-Somerset-field&p=1117333#post1117333
And their quest for comfort at any price, as long as it is reduced:
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?106088-Which-loafers-by-AE-are-the-most-comfortable&p=1117006#post1117006
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"All in all they are a pretty sleazy bunch."
--Cruiser
"Can one safely bone the cordovan of the dead?"
--Quay
#6456 2010-06-25 11:24:37
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)
What claims title for Christianity ( and there are thousands of distinct variations, some outright cults and heresies) is what a Bud Light is to a award winning microbrewery's Christmas limited run. I will ( hopefully) cap this discussion with a orthodox prayer. God, forgive us sinners, Of whom I am the greatest.
#6457 2010-06-25 11:25:42
- Sarcophagus
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)
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#6458 2010-06-25 11:34:38
- ckav
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)
My ignoble igent past at askcruiser included a day invited to a very orthodox wedding. I actually went to the trouble of assembling my clothing within shatnez.
I figure if you're honoured enough to be invited you should play by the rules.
If I recall, reaction spanned from a NYC jew thinking I was too cool to christeeans panic stricken I didn't know what I was getting into.
I think I gained 10 lbs eating and lost 5 dancing. I tried coordinating yarmulka to tie and pocketsquare with Andy's colour wheel but gave up.
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#6459 2010-06-25 12:05:09
#6460 2010-06-25 13:04:05
- Cruz Diez
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)
Inane post of the day from the real housewives forum:
http://www.styleforum.net/showthread.php?t=185952
Are these people as stupid as their online personas illustrate?
#6461 2010-06-25 13:55:08
#6462 2010-06-25 16:36:18
- Big Tony
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)
"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."
#6463 2010-06-25 17:40:44
- Popeye Doyle
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)
Don't miss this pissing contest at SF:
http://www.styleforum.net/showthread.php?t=186667
"All in all they are a pretty sleazy bunch."
--Cruiser
"Can one safely bone the cordovan of the dead?"
--Quay
#6464 2010-06-25 20:41:01
#6465 2010-06-26 00:31:59
- ckav
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)
Rap can trace back to african tribes where men would avoid physical conflict with verbal contests. That's a fancy way of saying 'talking trash.' I know the internet is a mixed gift of incredible potential information and exchange or nasty social behaviours.
But are these 'men' serious? Are they so emasculated the last drop of testosterone has to be bled out in such Jerry Springer bravado,bootleg video game combat?
I think a better measure of 'the man' if not his cuffs would be a one way ride to Cuidad Juarez, drop them off around noon in the drug turfs and spin the Indiana Jones fedoras after them.
"This is the real world muchachos, and you are in it."- B.Traven - TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE
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#6466 2010-06-26 06:24:52
- Gilgamesh2003
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)
The dwarfish minds and deformed souls of the "fora" have emerged in force this Saturday morning:
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?106122-intro
GUNS GUNS GUNS GUNS GUNS
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?106094-Cricket-and-the-blazer
"I say old bean, I'm going to play cricket and would like to look a bit of a ponce, what you Yanks call a douche-bag - is a blazer appropriate?" I don't know, maybe ASK THE FUCKING TEAM YOU'RE PLAYING WITH instead of a miscellany of cloth-fondling freaks from the internet?
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?106128-Best-Dressed-Royal
Barf. Camorristi is one to watch on AAAAAAAAC, although I suspect he will be banned before too long. Hard to tell if he's trolling. "Camorristi" (or Camorra) according to Wikipedia, refers to the Neapolitan mafia, which I assume emerged from an alliance between the chocolate, vanilla and strawberry mafias.
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?106111-Red-and-purple-loafers
"Purple loafers make you look gay! Not that there's anything wrong with that! hahahaha! Whatever!" No, most gay guys have some taste.
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?106095-Does-anyone-else-get-annoyed-by-people-with-no-style
Forum misogyny par excellence. The thread takes exactly eight posts to go from "I had a disappointing shopping experience with a girl" to "you should brutally murder her." The original post is also a gem of iGent fantasy and delusion. I don't know what the end of the thread looks like because I accidentally gave myself a stroke by rolling my eyes too far back in my head.
EDIT:
I made the horrible mistake of checking out Interzone.
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?105672-Boycott-Israel
Ah, antisemitism! Now Andyland has the full set: xenophobia, misogyny, classism, and racism.
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?106105-Idea-for-TV-show
iGent TV!
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#6467 2010-06-26 07:08:13
- Big Tony
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)
"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."
#6468 2010-06-26 08:31:20
#6469 2010-06-26 08:41:49
- Sarcophagus
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)
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#6470 2010-06-26 08:54:04
- Sammy Ambrose
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)
If you aren't seeing through all three eyes at once day and night you are up shit creek without a paddle. The Shooman
#6471 2010-06-26 13:40:28
- Maximilien de Robespierre
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#6472 2010-06-26 13:55:26
#6473 2010-06-26 14:01:21
#6474 2010-06-26 14:26:33
- Big Tony
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)
"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."
#6475 2010-06-26 14:38:23
- Bob Loblaw
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)
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