Film Noir Buff Style Forum / Ivy At Home ?

Oo Bop Sh'bam · 2012-04-23 06:23:00

There is something about a over considered bachellor pad that says serial killer. I thought the whole idea of getting married was just so you didn't have to live in a shit hole any more. Seems odd any man would be that neat. Unless he fancies himself as a mod?

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Axelist · 2012-04-23 06:24:40

Liam Mac wrote:
I much preferred his old place anyway...
http://theselvedgeyard.files.wordpress. … &h=545

See, he's got bare feet, too. What's the message, what's the message. O.K., in this case it's clear.

Those shoes on the right look as if they were carved from a massive block of wood.

Liam Mac · 2012-04-23 06:33:12

Oo Bop Sh'bam wrote:
There is something about an over considered bachelor pad that says serial killer. I thought the whole idea of getting married was just so you didn't have to live in a shit hole any more. Seems odd any man would be that neat. Unless he fancies himself as a mod?

Funny that, when I heard he was considering blue for the bedroom I thought the exact same thing. His bathroom's probably just a wet room with an incinerator instead of a towel warmer.

Oo Bop Sh'bam · 2012-04-23 07:10:16

If i ever had to consider such a thing as scatter cushions i'd probably slit my own throat, before nobody elses. I remember going to an ikea once with girlfriend, only because she promised we could stop and have meatballs halfway round. That's as close as i got to interior design, i admire the women and gay men that can do it, and the married men that still try to exercise part of themselves round the good lady, but single, straight men? Not unless you've racked up a body count at some point

12BarBlues · 2012-04-23 08:04:45

Oo Bop Sh'bam wrote:
If i ever had to consider such a thing as scatter cushions i'd probably slit my own throat, before nobody elses. I remember going to an ikea once with girlfriend, only because she promised we could stop and have meatballs halfway round. That's as close as i got to interior design, i admire the women and gay men that can do it, and the married men that still try to exercise part of themselves round the good lady, but single, straight men? Not unless you've racked up a body count at some point

I must be a serial killer or gay then lo.l I'm not keen on Chens decor but I've always been rediculously neat and tidy and like to have a sense of style about my abode. I've never considered scatter cushions though!

Oo Bop Sh'bam · 2012-04-23 08:09:00

Maybe scatter cushions could be the tipping point?

Tomiskinky · 2012-04-23 08:25:45

I always fancied the house from HELP! Zoned living.

Sokitumi · 2012-04-23 08:34:03

Oo Bop Sh'bam wrote:

Leave Liberace alone!!!

Dam Guedes · 2012-04-23 08:53:46

I was just wondering.

He doesn't mention whether or not he still has to share this pad with the 70 year old bull dyke entertainer who clearly must have overseen all design for the place.

Liam Mac · 2012-04-23 09:02:50

Caption contest?

"I want to be alone."

Dam Guedes · 2012-04-23 09:15:27

Liam Mac wrote:
Caption contest?

"Life can be still be rewarding for a below the knee amputee with one cloven hoof."

Liam Mac · 2012-04-23 09:18:31

what about....

"Damn this Gout is killing me.... but man is this Pate delicious!"

General Butt Naked · 2012-04-23 10:10:38

Just feeding the clown's ego.Two chuffin pages worth!

Oo Bop Sh'bam · 2012-04-23 10:18:47

I know this forum really is shit, i tried to get a thread going about my favourite ethically sourced coffe bean. Not a bloody sniff.

woofboxer · 2012-04-23 11:10:22

Oo Bop Sh'bam wrote:
There is something about a over considered bachellor pad that says serial killer. I thought the whole idea of getting married was just so you didn't have to live in a shit hole any more. Seems odd any man would be that neat. Unless he fancies himself as a mod?

I'm not such an avid Chens follower/analyst as some of you clearly are. I mean I wouldn't need to be now we've buddied up, but I did miss his posting up these photographs of his abode. This is no bachelor pad, he has previously reported to the world that he has hooked up with a lady and moved into her velvet lounge. A very attractive girl of Japanese extraction if I recall. Some females just like things like heavy drapes and scatter cushions, they usually have the last word on these matters.

Oo Bop Sh'bam · 2012-04-23 11:25:04

Are you sure velvet lounge wasn't a euphemism?

I can understand Shamrock's mail-order bride comment now, which in all honesty was a pretty poor show, little bit racist. But then I once dressed as a member of the KKK to a halloween party, so I'm not one to start throwing stones. My excuse was if anyone took offence, I was a ghost with a pointy head.

woofboxer · 2012-04-23 11:29:00

Oo Bop Sh'bam wrote:
Are you sure velvet lounge wasn't a euphemism?

lol

Oo Bop Sh'bam · 2012-04-23 11:37:47

Just seen he has done a deforestation of the comments section, a real shame, we loose some real creative and humorous examples of the written word when he does that.

I wish I could edit my life so it seemed as though everyone agreed with me. Still we must defend the ego at all cost less we suffer the dark night of the soul.

I'm English, so I get through the day with cynicism, and/or drugs.

Liam Mac · 2012-04-23 11:54:15

It's always a bummer when he deletes comments. If it were me I'd just leave it or respond with something snarkier. He's not as petty as me though.

I bet more thought and effort goes into some of those troll comments than goes into the original posts.

Liam Mac · 2012-04-23 12:20:44

Caption contest?

"The good thing about having a purple carpet is, I can always spot my toenail clippings easily."

heikki k · 2012-04-23 14:26:20

Liam Mac wrote:
Caption contest?

i wanna be i wanna be i wanna be sedated

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Goodyear welt · 2012-04-23 14:58:26

Oo Bop Sh'bam wrote:
Seems odd any man would be that neat. Unless he fancies himself as a mod?

Say what? With a zebra skin and purple carpet?

Besides, mods aren't that neat round the house. Thats why we have modettes.

Oo Bop Sh'bam · 2012-04-23 15:00:14

What about soft pink and leopard skin?

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Goodyear welt · 2012-04-23 15:19:13

Better.

Did you see the pic the other day though? Madras jacket, dessies? Rods back baby.

Oo Bop Sh'bam · 2012-04-23 15:25:52

I did'nee, where can'ee?

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