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#26 2011-03-13 00:49:58

fxh
Big Down Under.
From: Melbourne
Posts: 4117

Re: You Know You're An iGent When...

You don't buy anything - you "Pull the trigger"


To do: insert constantly changing witty, knowing and slightly ironic literary quote or reference.

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#27 2011-03-13 01:16:48

The_Shooman
A pretty face
From: AUSTRALIA
Posts: 10714

Re: You Know You're An iGent When...

When you are too cheap to support local business and value online discounts instead (short term thinking). lt's cheap prices over service, and to hell with developing good relationships with local people.

When you talk about things online that usually don't matter.

When you think you know nearly everything about clothing, while in reality you know f*** all (false GODS, see my signiture...even Sator is onto them now).

When you buy with your eyes instead of your brain (not much substance in their decision making). Eg, buying expensive John Lobb and Edward Green rtw because they look sooo nice and because the forums think they are all that.

When you think you are all that.


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#28 2011-03-13 01:23:33

The_Shooman
A pretty face
From: AUSTRALIA
Posts: 10714

Re: You Know You're An iGent When...

When you need forum approval before you buy anything.

When you buy leading brands and buy off leading tailors because you have zero ability to tell a highend item from a midend item.

When you accept that the false GODS on the forum are usually correct and think they know what they are talking about. LOL.

When you get all your information from the forums instead of doing real research. You'll find most people have absolutely NO idea what they are talking about. Sator is onto them, and so am l. smile

When you are easily satisfied with mediocrity.

When you are satisfied with average fits of suits because it comes from a top tailoring house.
















































lgents make me sick.
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Last edited by The_Shooman (2011-03-13 01:28:22)


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#29 2011-03-13 01:40:24

Bob Loblaw
Member
Posts: 245

Re: You Know You're An iGent When...

When you take delivery of boxcloth braces in novel colorways.

 

#30 2011-03-13 01:49:34

The_Shooman
A pretty face
From: AUSTRALIA
Posts: 10714

Re: You Know You're An iGent When...

When tailors suddenly become more expensive than other people online claim. (lt's a hint, the tailor wants you to piss off because you are an annoying twat who is wasting his time. He knows the igent is just shopping around and very unlikely to become a customer).

When you ring a `forum approved' tailor and ask for his prices. 

When you want a spalla camicia because you think that makes you a man of good taste.

When you want a spalla camicia so you can be like lammatt (immit) and have some Naples pedigree. wink

When you have no ability to co-ordinate a pocketsquare with an outfit. Not many get it right (it's more a distraction to the overall look...when it's right the outfit will flow nicely).  Why do folks mess it up so badly?...probably because they have no clue how to dress well and probably because most of them are colour blind, and probably because most of them copy peoples looks from S.F without considering whether it works for them or not (so bleedin' funny to see).

When you are so narrow minded that you snub any posters who prefer more fashionable items. They do this because `they think they know better' and such stuff is below them. LOFL.





What's the definition of being dumb? knowing bugger all, but thinking you know what you are talking about (see point directly above).

S.F is full of dumb people, that's why most people of worth (knowledgable people) never post there, and the worthwhile people who do post there move on quickly.....think about it. Not many industry people have the patience for these clowns because they are in a world of there own.

Last edited by The_Shooman (2011-03-13 03:11:53)


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#31 2011-03-13 03:52:48

formby
Member
From: Old Sarum
Posts: 5922

Re: You Know You're An iGent When...

^ I wouldn't bother about S.F if I were you, as it's already tipped over the event horizon. Witness, Mafoofan's desperate attempt to inject some clothing discourse into the place with his current '1Shoe' thread. To little to late, I'm afraid.

It takes all sorts to make a good forum and when you start to ban experienced, albeit, controversial posters at the behest of a coterie of small minded, egocentric fellow posters the writing is on the wall.


"Dressing, like painting, should have a residual stability, plus punctuation and surprise." - Richard Merkin

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#32 2011-03-13 05:24:18

Bishop of Briggs
Member
From: London
Posts: 3102

Re: You Know You're An iGent When...

When you adopt a false Italian-sounding name to publish a book on tailoring.

 

#33 2011-03-13 05:46:28

NJS
Member
From: South America
Posts: 2055

Re: You Know You're An iGent When...

Bishop of Briggs wrote:

When you adopt a false Italian-sounding name to publish a book on tailoring.

I wanted to use the name Justin Knowell or Nico Honduras but the publisher wouldn't let me.


NJS
"The Man from Del Monte likes to say "Yes."'

 

#34 2011-03-13 05:50:14

The_Shooman
A pretty face
From: AUSTRALIA
Posts: 10714

Re: You Know You're An iGent When...

Bishop of Briggs wrote:

When you adopt a false Italian-sounding name to publish a book on tailoring.

Some people have great sounding names that have a real ring to them, while others have boring frumpy names, so l can't blame him for using a pen name (publishing company probably recommended it). lf you are a clothing writer and have a name that makes you sound like you write boring accounting text books, you won't sell very well. lf he wrote a book like `introductory accounting - basic methods', his real name would be perfect.

Last edited by The_Shooman (2011-03-13 05:53:06)


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#35 2011-03-14 06:59:35

macabee
Member
Posts: 228

Re: You Know You're An iGent When...

Russell_Street wrote:

... When you really start to think that you are one of the last bastions of... whatever... Writing with a fountain  pen?

Using a blotter...


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#36 2011-04-01 16:05:44

Big Tony
Member
Posts: 5478

Re: You Know You're An iGent When...

...you own six pairs of the same shoo.

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"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
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#37 2011-04-01 16:53:40

Alexandre Orlov
Member
Posts: 116

Re: You Know You're An iGent When...

NJS wrote:

I wanted to use the name ... but the publisher wouldn't let me.

My Lord Lucan, if only you had used your name of real for your book...

Last edited by Alexandre Orlov (2011-04-01 16:54:03)

 

#38 2011-04-06 11:32:20

Taylor McIntyre
Son of Ivy...
Posts: 83

Re: You Know You're An iGent When...

You peruse the fora...

 

#39 2012-04-23 10:41:02

Big Tony
Member
Posts: 5478

Re: You Know You're An iGent When...

You Know You're An iGent When...

...you have perfected, after many hours practicing in front of a mirror, how to stand with an air of tightly-coiled nonchalance.

http://forums.filmnoirbuff.com/uploads/thumbs/1266_tumblr_m1cuueyypd1qauos9o1_1280.jpghttp://forums.filmnoirbuff.com/uploads/thumbs/1266_unabashedlypreps.jpg


"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#40 2012-04-23 11:55:01

Film Noir Buff
Dandy Nightmare
From: Devil's Island
Posts: 7900

Re: You Know You're An iGent When...

Big Tony wrote:

You Know You're An iGent When...

...you have perfected, after many hours practicing in front of a mirror, how to stand with an air of tightly-coiled nonchalance.

http://forums.filmnoirbuff.com/uploads/ … 1_1280.jpghttp://forums.filmnoirbuff.com/uploads/ … ypreps.jpg

It's interesting to me that men show off so many photos of themselves. I know women like to be appreciated but men have themselves to blame for that form of vanity. After all, women ARE the product and we both want to admire them and we cannot hold them to fault for wanting to be admired. But, could it be that men think the same values they apply to women should apply to themselves? For instance, men seem to value women for their youth and yet women whom you would think would be devastated by this yard stick seem to worry about it far less (in front of me at least) than men do. is it possible that men feel they should be appreciated or valued the way they value women and even to a greater extent? It would explain the every day fashion show and the desire to be objectified.

However, iIt would not account for the desire to have people applaud really ugly tailoring like this.


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#41 2012-04-23 22:39:43

prince nez
Member
Posts: 253

Re: You Know You're An iGent When...

Film Noir Buff wrote:

Big Tony wrote:

You Know You're An iGent When...

...you have perfected, after many hours practicing in front of a mirror, how to stand with an air of tightly-coiled nonchalance.

http://forums.filmnoirbuff.com/uploads/ … 1_1280.jpghttp://forums.filmnoirbuff.com/uploads/ … ypreps.jpg

It's interesting to me that men show off so many photos of themselves. I know women like to be appreciated but men have themselves to blame for that form of vanity. After all, women ARE the product and we both want to admire them and we cannot hold them to fault for wanting to be admired. But, could it be that men think the same values they apply to women should apply to themselves? For instance, men seem to value women for their youth and yet women whom you would think would be devastated by this yard stick seem to worry about it far less (in front of me at least) than men do. is it possible that men feel they should be appreciated or valued the way they value women and even to a greater extent? It would explain the every day fashion show and the desire to be objectified.

However, iIt would not account for the desire to have people applaud really ugly tailoring like this.

There is a theory that women and men think fundamentally differently in the sense that women are "horizontal" thinkers, while men are "vertical". I.e. while women are more concerned with the relationships they enjoy with those around them, men are concerned with how they personally rank among their peers.

When a woman tells a funny story, she is thinking "this is a great way to make the social environment more lively and amicable." Whereas a man tells a story so his peers will think of him as a "good story teller" and afford him the appropriate respect. Hence, when you get two males in a conversation with a girl, it's very often turns into a thinly veiled pissing contest.

Applying this to the dysmorphic world of clothing fora, one might argue that iGents seem to be less concerned with the messages their clothes send, and the appropriateness of their dress (and behaviour) in a social context, than they are occupied with ranking themselves above their peers as "dressers". Their number one aim is to be acclaimed as a "good dresser" by other males with the same intent.

Practially, this thinking leads them to be brand whores (the more boutique and exclusive the better), wear anachronistic and inappropriate clothes and, most obviously, seek the public admiration of other men through the medium of clothing fora.

Conversely, women tend to overreact when you don't ask them how their day was when you/they get home.

Last edited by prince nez (2012-04-23 22:40:22)

 

#42 2012-04-24 22:04:09

Marc Grayson
Member
Posts: 8860

Re: You Know You're An iGent When...

Mr. James wrote:

You peruse the fora...

You know fora is plural for forum.


"‘The sense of being perfectly well dressed gives a feeling of inner tranquility which even religion is powerless to bestow." Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Looking good and dressing well is a necessity. Having a purpose in life is not."  Oscar Wilde

 

#43 2012-04-24 22:14:14

Marc Grayson
Member
Posts: 8860

Re: You Know You're An iGent When...

You wonder if disowning your son is a  bit harsh as a consequence of his observation that the pattern on your shirt sleeve placket is mismatched by 1/32 of an inch.


"‘The sense of being perfectly well dressed gives a feeling of inner tranquility which even religion is powerless to bestow." Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Looking good and dressing well is a necessity. Having a purpose in life is not."  Oscar Wilde

 

#44 2012-04-24 23:00:31

Marc Grayson
Member
Posts: 8860

Re: You Know You're An iGent When...

You dump your girlfriend because she tenderly says she loves you for you and not for your sense of style.


"‘The sense of being perfectly well dressed gives a feeling of inner tranquility which even religion is powerless to bestow." Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Looking good and dressing well is a necessity. Having a purpose in life is not."  Oscar Wilde

 

#45 2012-04-25 11:40:27

Film Noir Buff
Dandy Nightmare
From: Devil's Island
Posts: 7900

Re: You Know You're An iGent When...

prince nez wrote:

Film Noir Buff wrote:

Big Tony wrote:

You Know You're An iGent When...

...you have perfected, after many hours practicing in front of a mirror, how to stand with an air of tightly-coiled nonchalance.

http://forums.filmnoirbuff.com/uploads/ … 1_1280.jpghttp://forums.filmnoirbuff.com/uploads/ … ypreps.jpg

It's interesting to me that men show off so many photos of themselves. I know women like to be appreciated but men have themselves to blame for that form of vanity. After all, women ARE the product and we both want to admire them and we cannot hold them to fault for wanting to be admired. But, could it be that men think the same values they apply to women should apply to themselves? For instance, men seem to value women for their youth and yet women whom you would think would be devastated by this yard stick seem to worry about it far less (in front of me at least) than men do. is it possible that men feel they should be appreciated or valued the way they value women and even to a greater extent? It would explain the every day fashion show and the desire to be objectified.

However, iIt would not account for the desire to have people applaud really ugly tailoring like this.

There is a theory that women and men think fundamentally differently in the sense that women are "horizontal" thinkers, while men are "vertical". I.e. while women are more concerned with the relationships they enjoy with those around them, men are concerned with how they personally rank among their peers.

When a woman tells a funny story, she is thinking "this is a great way to make the social environment more lively and amicable." Whereas a man tells a story so his peers will think of him as a "good story teller" and afford him the appropriate respect. Hence, when you get two males in a conversation with a girl, it's very often turns into a thinly veiled pissing contest.

Applying this to the dysmorphic world of clothing fora, one might argue that iGents seem to be less concerned with the messages their clothes send, and the appropriateness of their dress (and behaviour) in a social context, than they are occupied with ranking themselves above their peers as "dressers". Their number one aim is to be acclaimed as a "good dresser" by other males with the same intent.

Practially, this thinking leads them to be brand whores (the more boutique and exclusive the better), wear anachronistic and inappropriate clothes and, most obviously, seek the public admiration of other men through the medium of clothing fora.

Conversely, women tend to overreact when you don't ask them how their day was when you/they get home.

It could be, it could be. More than one way to skin an iGent.

I have seen many over time who need to not only get clothes they like, not only post pictures for others to admire them but also to assert that their way is the best way; very Yrtle the Turtle.

Many of have seen some famous posters make absolute fools of themselves fighting over this imagined style hegemony and even wreck forums. It was amusing watching low brows trying to ape gentlemen. Waste of time really because a gentleman eschews others copying his style.


Style's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving.

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#46 2012-04-25 11:49:07

Taylor McIntyre
Son of Ivy...
Posts: 83

Re: You Know You're An iGent When...

You know you're an iGent when... 

You may well invest...

You have a gap in your rotation...

You find visitors to your house wearing jeans disrespectful...



wink

 

#47 2012-04-25 13:02:14

Goodyear welt
Ivyist At Large
Posts: 1391

Re: You Know You're An iGent When...

If you've got children and open the door to visitors wearing jeans theres something very wrong with your parenting skills surely?


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#48 2012-04-25 14:24:46

Taylor McIntyre
Son of Ivy...
Posts: 83

Re: You Know You're An iGent When...

When you call Jeans Dungarees !

 

#49 2012-04-25 15:41:35

Big Tony
Member
Posts: 5478

Re: You Know You're An iGent When...

Goodyear welt wrote:

If you've got children and open the door to visitors wearing jeans theres something very wrong with your parenting skills surely?

What a terrible example to set for the children. They need to learn that tradesmen should always go to the side door and speak to the butler.


"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#50 2012-04-25 18:26:42

eg
Member
From: Burlington, ON
Posts: 1491

Re: You Know You're An iGent When...

Mr. James wrote:

When you call Jeans Dungarees !

Watch it -- that's my mum you're talkin' aboot! wink


"Experience teaches only the teachable." A. Huxley

Oh, and if Latin is your thing, Sursum Corda

 

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