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#1 2012-04-30 03:16:22
- Taylor McIntyre
- Son of Ivy...
- Posts: 83
(Ivy) Situations Vacant.
I'm looking for a nice tidy lad to ferry clothes to Chiltern Street and Brick Lane from Bristol. It will be a paying gig, even if the payment is sometimes in all the pasta you can eat and endless pints...
All you have to do is to get from A to B and C. All will be neatly packaged up & notes for the recipients will be included. You just drop if off, wink at the geezer behind the till and say 'Incoming from Jimmy'...
The maximum load will only ever be two carrier bags a pop. If that.
All help in doing this will be greatly appreciated.
Thanks,
Jimmy
#2 2012-04-30 07:54:35
- Yuca
- Member
- Posts: 2920
Re: (Ivy) Situations Vacant.
Mr. James wrote:
I'm looking for a nice tidy lad to ferry clothes to Chiltern Street and Brick Lane from Bristol.
Sexist.
'some sort of banal legitimacy'
#3 2012-04-30 08:54:30
- woofboxer
- Devil's Ivy Advocate
- From: Staines-upon-Thames, Middlesex
- Posts: 2143
Re: (Ivy) Situations Vacant.
Some geezer I met on the internet asked me to ferry packages from Bristol to London and drop them into shops in Brick Lane, no questions asked...........
No copper would believe that.
#4 2012-04-30 09:57:22
- Goodyear welt
- Ivyist At Large
- Posts: 1392
Re: (Ivy) Situations Vacant.
...And he said he'd pay me in pasta and beer.
Too high above the waist was the badge of the hopeless nerd/engineering student. High waters were also not cool, the right length is the right length and you either grasp it, have the eye, or you don't.
The Horses mouth. 2014
#5 2012-04-30 10:05:46
- General Butt Naked
- Muppet
- Posts: 0
Re: (Ivy) Situations Vacant.
Mr. James wrote:
I'm looking for a NICE TIDY LAD to ferry clothes to Chiltern Street and Brick Lane from Bristol. It will be a paying gig, even if the payment is sometimes in all the pasta you can eat and endless pints...
All you have to do is to get from A to B and C. All will be neatly packaged up & notes for the recipients will be included. You just drop if off, wink at the geezer behind the till and say 'Incoming from Jimmy'...
The maximum load will only ever be two carrier bags a pop. If that.
All help in doing this will be greatly appreciated.
Thanks,
Jimmy
Surely you mean a mule!
Come, let us slake our mandrakes together !