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#2276 2012-04-14 12:19:02

fxh
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Re: The 'Just Because' Thread

Dim sims thrown before horror road rage smash

A COUPLE critically injured in a high-speed crash pelted dim sims at another car moments before flipping their four-wheel drive multiple times on the Geelong bypass, police allege.

The driver and the passenger of a Mitsubishi Pajero could face charges of endangering their children after an alleged road-rage incident in which police claim food was thrown at a white Ford on Good Friday.

Detective Acting Sergeant Daryll Out of the Major Collisions Investigation Unit said the 27-year-old mother and 26-year-old man, who remain in intensive care in hospital, would be interviewed.

"Witnesses saw food being thrown from the Pajero at a white car moments prior to the altercation," he said.

"We haven't positively established what other food was thrown but it was found near the scene of the crash."

Det Acting Sgt Out said the pair may face charges because their children an 11-month-old girl and two-year-old boy were allegedly not properly secured.

He said it was fortunate all four were not killed when the Pajero rolled at high speed.

The couple are likely to face charges of endangering the lives of road users, including their own children.

It is believed a family of four in the other car, a white Ford, were left shaken by a tirade of abuse and food allegedly thrown at them, and that one of the children, who has a medical condition, was traumatised.

Police are investigating two incidents between the cars' occupants.

They have contacted the driver of the Ford, who did not stop at the crash scene, and were expected to interview the family last night.

It is believed the couple in the Pajero bought fast food at a service station shortly before the crash. Police will interview staff at the service station.

Witnesses claimed food was thrown from the Pajero at the Ford.

The alleged road rage began on the Princes Highway at the start of the Geelong Ring Road and continued for kilometres before the Pajero swerved and flipped near Ballarat Rd at Hamlyn Heights.

http://www.geelongadvertiser.com.au/images/uploadedfiles/editorial/pictures/2012/04/12/RINGROADAC_WIDE_IMAGE_I0323855_154013.JPG


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#2277 2012-04-18 15:59:23

Big Tony
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^ classic craziness

*****

Here's an interesting story about a Toronto constable who was stabbed in the neck, shot his assailant, and was still thinking straight enough to get a homeowner (coincidently a firefighter) to secure his sidearm. Good job, and it makes me glad to know that some police are 'on the job' since some of them do some spectacularly stupid things. Inconsistency is a natural human trait, I guess.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/s … icer-.html

Toronto police officer stabbed during traffic stop

Investigators are trying to piece together exactly what happened late Sunday night when a routine traffic stop ended with a Toronto police officer stabbed in the neck and a male driver shot. According to the province's Special Investigations Unit, the officer "stopped a motor vehicle for a traffic stop in the area of Northmount Avenue and Delhi Avenue," near Bathurst Street and Highway 401. What happened after that is not clear.

According to Toronto police Chief Bill Blair the officer was "alone at the time" of the incident. Blair told CBC News the officer — Const. Jeff Blair, a 12-year veteran of the force with two children — suffered a "very serious injury which could've been a lot worse." Blair, who is no relation to the police chief, underwent emergency surgery at Sunnybrook hospital and is reported to be in stable condition. The chief said the wounded officer is "going to be OK" and released a YouTube video to update the public.

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford issued a statement Monday, saying that "it is important to remember the sacrifice Toronto's police officers provide to ensure our well-being." The mayor wished the injured constable "a full and fast recovery."

The man who was shot also is undergoing treatment at Sunnybrook. Police will only say he is 38 years old and is in critical condition.

The SIU is now investigating. It has assigned six officers to the case.

For the wounded officer, the location of the incident was fortuitous — right outside the home of Mike Salb, a 22-year veteran of the Toronto Fire Department. Salb, 52, was getting ready for bed when he heard a noise outside. "There was a commotion outside the house. I heard the officer say, 'Stop. Police.' Five shots rang out. I went to the window to have a look out. I saw the officer raise his gun, fire two more times, and then I ran out." Salb said he put on a jacket with Toronto Fire Department insignias on it "so that when police arrived they'd know I was [with the fire department.] "I told the officer I was a firefighter, he asked me to secure his gun, which I then took into my house, I grabbed a flashlight and some paper towels, I then came back out to render first aid to the officer," Salb told CBC News.

Within a few minutes Salb said, "police were coming from everywhere. They secured the victim and then the ambulance arrived and the officer was stabilized and then transported to hospital." The man who was shot was "face down against the curb. He wasn't moving very much. He did move a little bit — but he wasn't threatening in any way," Salb recalled.

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"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#2278 2012-04-21 07:41:29

Big Tony
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"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#2279 2012-04-23 23:38:13

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Re: The 'Just Because' Thread

Clive James cops it from ex-mistress and wife: 

http://blogs.theaustralian.news.com.au/ … y_new_low/

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/nationa … 6336599452

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#2280 2012-04-26 09:41:55

Big Tony
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Nice to know OZ is a morally upsidedown as the USA.


"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#2281 2012-04-26 09:44:21

Big Tony
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Funny post from everyone's favourite Irish-American journalist (with some nice links):
http://coiledpleasures.blogspot.ca/2012 … -evil.html


"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#2282 2012-04-28 08:00:17

The_Shooman
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From: AUSTRALIA
Posts: 10753

Re: The 'Just Because' Thread

A bloke who lives off weeds in the Australian bush, + he has never been inside a bank in his entire life. He brought up his kids as raw vegans and then left for the bush. He is a very smart man who is well connected. l want to live the same way one day....leave the modern world and live in the bush as a recluse.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xKjWrjIor8


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#2283 2012-04-28 22:43:54

The_Shooman
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Re: The 'Just Because' Thread

The real story behind the Mermuda Triangle mysteries and the many portals to higher and lower worlds that exist on the Earth:
http://suprememastertv.com/bbs/board.ph … earch.y=12

All those air planes over Bermuda really went into other dimentions in lower worlds.


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#2284 2012-04-28 23:25:47

The_Shooman
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Re: The 'Just Because' Thread

How drinking booze, smoking, taking drugs and having too much sex causes possession by the yin side of the dark lower astral entities:
http://suprememastertv.com/bbs/board.ph … =link3_0#v

When people treat each other poorly it is because they are possessed by the lower level astral entities.


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#2285 2012-05-01 09:21:38

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Re: The 'Just Because' Thread

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b151/Marc_au/Ron1/Ron2/Ron%204/Ron%205/Ron%206/Rhinonails1.jpg


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#2286 2012-05-01 09:22:41

The_Shooman
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Re: The 'Just Because' Thread

Shoos l wore when attending business up the bush: wore the buggers over rocky roads, down by the creek in mud and all types of places.

Medal custom boots, Vass, Vass, Trickers, Grenson. (Also had some Church's loafers that l used as slippers)
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b151/Marc_au/Ron1/Ron2/Ron%204/Ron%205/Ron%206/Bushshoos1.jpg

The boots were for roughing it in scrub, the double soles shoos (three pairs in the middle) were for general wear, and the Grenson were the fancy shoos for country town business [and hence had a single sole].

Sorry photos are so big.

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#2287 2012-05-01 16:32:10

Gilgamesh2003
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Re: The 'Just Because' Thread

Some news for all you onanists:
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/h … -1.1064649
A brilliant researcher has spent 2.7 trillion gilders of decent Dutch tax money to find out that women experience slightly reduced visual acuity when watching hardcore pornography in a PET scan machine.

So please, fellow FNB guys, don't let your wives, mothers, daughters, etc., watch Lusty Dong Fondlers XVI while driving an automobile through a medical scanning device. It could save the life of someone you care about - or your own!

 

#2288 2012-05-02 22:24:36

fxh
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Re: The 'Just Because' Thread


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#2289 2012-05-02 22:29:52

fxh
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Re: The 'Just Because' Thread

Sophisticated Sydney News

Chainsaw and samurai sword used in neighbours' clash over loud music  Nick Ralston May 2, 2012

http://images.smh.com.au/2012/05/02/3264024/thornton729-420x0.jpg

A neighbourhood dispute over loud music and erratic driving has escalated into a bloody brawl in which a chainsaw partially severed a man's arm.

Doctors are attempting to reattach the arm of Mark Jorgensen, 29, after the altercation in in Fenton Close, Minto, last night.

Another man, Troy Thornton, 26, lost a finger in the dispute. His sister, Nicole Thornton, claimed he was attacked with a samurai sword.

Mr Thornton, a father of two, lives in Queensland but was in Sydney to attend the funeral of his sister's partner, Peter Reinhardt, who drowned when his boat overturned on the Nepean River in March.

As Ms Thornton kept a waterside vigil with her newborn baby, the couple's Londonderry home was robbed. Thieves took jewellery, cash and a gun.

The Thorntons' mother, Wendy Halls, said it had been a traumatic few months for the family.

The problems began just after 5.30pm yesterday when the Jorgensen household complained about Ms Halls playing loud music.

The Thorntons claim that someone from the Jorgensen household then drove in a dangerous and threatening manner towards them.

Police were called and the two families were told to return to their homes.

But tensions escalated again just before 9.20pm, resulting in the chainsaw being produced.

Ms Thornton claimed members of the Jorgensen household tried to invade their family's home.

"Basically we ended up all in a brawl," she said. "The guys from next door. By then there was 20 of them with bats, swords and poles.

"It was me, my mum and my sister taking on guys, so my brother has gone and got the chainsaw."

Ms Thornton said her brother was attacked with the sword before he got involved in a wrestle with the chainsaw. She denied he went after anyone with it.

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#2290 2012-05-03 06:54:31

Patrick
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Meanwhile, in the New York metropolitan area:

http://s19.postimage.org/iqrq50lf3/Tanned_Mom_Charged041019_525x415.jpg

She's taken tanning too far - even for New Jersey.
Tanorexic mom of five Patricia Krentcil - whose ghastly boot-leather skin makes Snooki look like a ghost - was busted for allegedly taking her 5-year-old daughter into a stand-up tanning booth.
Krentcil let little kindergartner Anna get so roasted at her local salon that school officials noticed a sunburn on the child and called the authorities. The mom was hauled into a Newark court yesterday on charges of felony child endangerment — although she insisted she didn’t bring Anna inside the booth for a little “Jersey Shore”-style tanning action.
“Never in my life would I endanger my child by putting her in a tanning booth. I’m not dumb,” Krentcil, 44, of Nutley, said yesterday, after pleading not guilty to charges that could get her 10 years in prison. She was freed on $25,000 bail and retains custody of her kid.
Officials said that a school nurse noticed the first-degree sunburns on Anna on April 24. That’s when the girl blabbed that her mom had brought her to the salon.
Krentcil, however, claims that Anna, who has fair skin and red hair, got the sunburn while playing outside.
She says Anna was confused when she told school officials about the salon.
The girl was just accompanying Krentcil, she says, claiming the school is blowing it out of proportion.
“It’s all made up,” she said.
Krentcil is such a tanatic that she visits the City Tropic Tanning salon on Centre Street in Nutley roughly 20 times a month, workers there told The Post.
She has a $99 monthly pass — and has used that plan to char herself to a ghastly mahogany tint for the past three years.
“She’s totally innocent. Whatever they say happened didn’t happen,” Krentcil’s hubby, Rich, told The Post.
He then went on to deny she had severe tanorexia.
“She likes to tan, but I wouldn’t say she has a problem,” he said.
“She is tan. She enjoys doing it for herself and she enjoys tanning. It’s her business, pretty much. It’s not illegal to tan. People drink and smoke, and it’s not illegal.”
Even so, Krentcil will have to find a new enabler — the salon owner yesterday banned her for life.
“I don’t want her here anymore and deal with this nonsense,” said the owner, who would give his name only as Anthony.
Nevertheless, he backed her defense.
“The girl did not go in the booth,” Anthony said.
“The girl had sunburn on her arms from April 17; it was 90 degrees out.
“She’s a 5-year-old kid, she’d burn to death if she went into one of those booths. I have seven kids of my own. I wouldn’t let a girl in there.”
He also said that images of Krentcil appearing on television with a gruesome tan were probably due to spray tan — not from his tanning beds.
“The way she looks now, it’s not from here, she added some kind of spray to her face,” he said.
Krentcil was quickly becoming a laughingstock.
“As crazy as she looks, you think she would put her daughter in the booth — to take time away from herself?” joked John D., who was picking his high-school age daughter up from the salon.


(New York Post, May 3, 2012)

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#2291 2012-05-03 06:58:25

Kingston1an
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Re: The 'Just Because' Thread

^ There is an interesting picture of the woman in The Currant Bun.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne … booth.html

 

#2292 2012-05-03 07:20:51

Patrick
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Kingston1an wrote:

^ There is an interesting picture of the woman in The Currant Bun.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne … booth.html

Number 8 shell

 

#2293 2012-05-03 07:50:09

Big Tony
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Re: The 'Just Because' Thread

Patrick wrote:

Kingston1an wrote:

^ There is an interesting picture of the woman in The Currant Bun.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne … booth.html

Number 8 shell

comment of the century!!


"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#2294 2012-05-04 10:14:54

Big Tony
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Re: The 'Just Because' Thread

http://forums.filmnoirbuff.com/uploads/thumbs/1266_may_the_fourth.jpg


"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#2295 2012-05-10 11:21:43

Big Tony
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Posts: 5478

Re: The 'Just Because' Thread

time for some vintage, classic 1970s blaxploitation that will change your life:
Dolomite, the whole movie!


"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#2296 2012-05-11 15:37:04

The_Shooman
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From: AUSTRALIA
Posts: 10753

Re: The 'Just Because' Thread

The history of what really happened on Mars.
Almost 6 million martians live on Mars under the ground currently. Because of limited natural resources, they have to live frugally and recycle everything.
http://suprememastertv.com/bbs/board.ph … p;flag=0#v


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#2297 2012-05-11 15:44:07

formby
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Posts: 5952

Re: The 'Just Because' Thread

The_Shooman wrote:

The history of what really happened on Mars.
Almost 6 million martians live on Mars under the ground currently. Because of limited natural resources, they have to live frugally and recycle everything.
http://suprememastertv.com/bbs/board.ph … p;flag=0#v

uh la...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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#2298 2012-05-11 23:03:34

The_Shooman
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From: AUSTRALIA
Posts: 10753

Re: The 'Just Because' Thread

Out of 535 members of the AUSTRALIAN PARLIAMENT in CANBERRA

36 have been accused of spouse abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad cheques 
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at  least 2 businesses 
3 have done time for assault
71, repeat 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 currently are defendants in lawsuits and
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year


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#2299 2012-05-13 09:13:50

The_Shooman
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From: AUSTRALIA
Posts: 10753

Re: The 'Just Because' Thread

l've just achieved something that is almost impossible to do that very few people have ever been able to do. l have managed to sprout walnuts after trying so hard for years to do it. 9/10 times they break when l try removing them from their shell and they can't be sprouted. l'll post some pictures when l grow them alittle longer. l had given up on trying to sprout walnuts, but then l discovered a little tail tonight and was thrilled. l feel like holding a party to celebrate my success, it is amazing!


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#2300 2012-05-16 04:57:52

The_Shooman
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From: AUSTRALIA
Posts: 10753

Re: The 'Just Because' Thread

Nun Shi Hongqing of China: Breatharian for Over 20 Years
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Muhm-ONi9PQ


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