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#926 2012-05-02 10:04:52

Taylor McIntyre
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Re: Inane Post of the Day 2012: The End of the Sartorial World Edition

Mr. K. has personally sat on all these fabrics himself with his perfectly pattern-matched butt-cheeks. How dare you question da Kabazzzzz  !

 

#927 2012-05-02 10:39:24

Big Tony
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Re: Inane Post of the Day 2012: The End of the Sartorial World Edition

He will also ban critics. But I don't think we need criticise since as Shooey has implied the shirt damns itself: the octagonal bottom to the shirt pocket is completely wrong for the collar, collar buttons, cuffs, and side yoke detailing.


"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#928 2012-05-02 13:26:16

Bjorn
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From: Sweden
Posts: 6

Re: Inane Post of the Day 2012: The End of the Sartorial World Edition

NJS wrote:

What is a 'swede square'?

It's probably me... I really enjoyed your books by the way, have just read your first two 'History of...'.


Noted Internet imbecile

 

#929 2012-05-02 16:06:43

Reckless Reggie
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Re: Inane Post of the Day 2012: The End of the Sartorial World Edition

Which goes to show something, no doubt!

Last edited by Reckless Reggie (2012-05-02 16:08:15)


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I'm in love with every gal;
I flirt with Maudie and I flirt with Alice,
I'm a real life Regent's pal.

 

#930 2012-05-03 01:59:36

Taylor McIntyre
Son of Ivy...
Posts: 95

Re: Inane Post of the Day 2012: The End of the Sartorial World Edition

Big Tony wrote:

He will also ban critics. But I don't think we need criticise since as Shooey has implied the shirt damns itself: the octagonal bottom to the shirt pocket is completely wrong for the collar, collar buttons, cuffs, and side yoke detailing.

It jars, does it not? And displeases the eye.

 

#931 2012-05-03 06:01:45

The_Shooman
A pretty face
From: AUSTRALIA
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Re: Inane Post of the Day 2012: The End of the Sartorial World Edition

G'day Jimbo, how's it goin' mate!


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#932 2012-05-04 06:05:18

Film Noir Buff
Dandy Nightmare
From: Devil's Island
Posts: 7907

Re: Inane Post of the Day 2012: The End of the Sartorial World Edition

The_Shooman wrote:

Film Noir Buff wrote:

formby wrote:


Costi et Gruto. It's like who can jizz the furthest.

Wait, I think I understand -Costi loves only Costi.

Yes. lt's a common thing with lowly evolved men on the forums. The bigger the ego one has, the less the wisdom they have because the lower the % of the brain they use. lt's a common problem that has plagued mankind since the beginning of human life on Earth.

I just chalk it up to poor English language skills and a desire to channel his passion for clothing. Unfortunately the combination is a bit like relieving oneself before making sure your trousers are out of harms way.


Style's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving.

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#933 2012-05-04 06:14:27

Film Noir Buff
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From: Devil's Island
Posts: 7907

Re: Inane Post of the Day 2012: The End of the Sartorial World Edition

Gilgamesh2003 wrote:

WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP! Stop the presses! Someone actually bought an Alexander Kabbaz shirt!
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/foru … t-gorgeous
From ebay!  akrishner says what we're all thinking: "It is possible if you think of yourself not as the owner of a disposable product but as a curator with the responsibility of caring for an object of decorative art."

Once the formula is set, it's not that difficult to make a shirt.


Style's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving.

My talented White Rabbit resides at www.mogucosplay.com https://www.facebook.com/pages/Mogu-Cosplay/62494764398

 

#934 2012-05-04 13:42:32

redstategunnut
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Posts: 28

Re: Inane Post of the Day 2012: The End of the Sartorial World Edition

Gilgamesh2003 wrote:

WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP! Stop the presses! Someone actually bought an Alexander Kabbaz shirt!
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/foru … t-gorgeous
From ebay!  akrishner says what we're all thinking: "It is possible if you think of yourself not as the owner of a disposable product but as a curator with the responsibility of caring for an object of decorative art."

It is a fucking white shirt made by a pretentious douchebag with no sense of humor whatsoever. Congratulations!


A sheepdog in sheep's clothing.

 

#935 2012-05-04 14:51:14

Big Tony
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Posts: 5478

Re: Inane Post of the Day 2012: The End of the Sartorial World Edition

redstategunnut wrote:

Gilgamesh2003 wrote:

WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP! Stop the presses! Someone actually bought an Alexander Kabbaz shirt!
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/foru … t-gorgeous
From ebay!  akrishner says what we're all thinking: "It is possible if you think of yourself not as the owner of a disposable product but as a curator with the responsibility of caring for an object of decorative art."

It is a fucking white shirt made by a pretentious douchebag with no sense of humor whatsoever. Congratulations!

He's a disco superhero, man.


"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#936 2012-05-05 02:02:31

Douchée
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Posts: 14

Re: Inane Post of the Day 2012: The End of the Sartorial World Edition

 

#937 2012-05-05 02:13:33

Taylor McIntyre
Son of Ivy...
Posts: 95

Re: Inane Post of the Day 2012: The End of the Sartorial World Edition

The_Shooman wrote:

G'day Jimbo, how's it goin' mate!

- Improved my diet & am feeling the benefits, Mate. My stomach is still pretty crock, but keeping things raw and/or simple DOES help. Anything too processed is poison to me now and obviously always was.

Hip Hip Shooray to you, Mate.  Have a good day.

 

#938 2012-05-05 04:35:38

Kingston1an
Member
Posts: 1430

Re: Inane Post of the Day 2012: The End of the Sartorial World Edition

American Dad ''classes it up'' inna Fedora Lounge-stylee with the help of Korean tailors.

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/foru … -Up!!!-Par

 

#939 2012-05-05 04:40:31

Popeye Doyle
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Posts: 994

Re: Inane Post of the Day 2012: The End of the Sartorial World Edition

Florida nudist/thespian/moderator Jovan has his Bertie Wooster moment in a local billiards parlor when his pocket square gets yanked by a ruffian.  Jovan handles the lout with his great wit and no blows are thrown:
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/foru … ost1296044


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#940 2012-05-05 05:51:55

Kingston1an
Member
Posts: 1430

Re: Inane Post of the Day 2012: The End of the Sartorial World Edition

Popeye Doyle wrote:

Florida nudist/thespian/moderator Jovan has his Bertie Wooster moment in a local billiards parlor when his pocket square gets yanked by a ruffian.  Jovan handles the lout with his great wit and no blows are thrown:
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/foru … ost1296044

Reminds me of the film 'Arthur' when the butler, played by John Geilgud, says to Liza Minelli  'usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.'

 

#941 2012-05-05 07:41:58

Film Noir Buff
Dandy Nightmare
From: Devil's Island
Posts: 7907

Re: Inane Post of the Day 2012: The End of the Sartorial World Edition

Douchée wrote:

This is beyond... anything.
http://www.styleforum.net/t/79083/recen … st_5418698

Is it? He's getting them used to tailored clothing early. Those two little boys look very proper in their clothing. I am getting a similar windowpane tweed suit done up; I'll probably get less wear out of it than they will.


Style's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving.

My talented White Rabbit resides at www.mogucosplay.com https://www.facebook.com/pages/Mogu-Cosplay/62494764398

 

#942 2012-05-05 08:06:09

formby
Member
From: Old Sarum
Posts: 5951

Re: Inane Post of the Day 2012: The End of the Sartorial World Edition

Film Noir Buff wrote:

Douchée wrote:

This is beyond... anything.
http://www.styleforum.net/t/79083/recen … st_5418698

Is it? He's getting them used to tailored clothing early. Those two little boys look very proper in their clothing. I am getting a similar windowpane tweed suit done up; I'll probably get less wear out of it than they will.

I agree.

They look very smart. Start 'em young I say.

Blue cord jacket has arrived. Looks good.

Got the Mersolair book too, having a little look through.


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#943 2012-05-05 08:10:06

Big Tony
Member
Posts: 5478

Re: Inane Post of the Day 2012: The End of the Sartorial World Edition

Film Noir Buff wrote:

Douchée wrote:

This is beyond... anything.
http://www.styleforum.net/t/79083/recen … st_5418698

Is it? He's getting them used to tailored clothing early. Those two little boys look very proper in their clothing.

EDIT: comment removed.

Last edited by Big Tony (2012-05-05 16:07:08)


"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#944 2012-05-05 08:12:18

Big Tony
Member
Posts: 5478

Re: Inane Post of the Day 2012: The End of the Sartorial World Edition

Kingston1an wrote:

American Dad ''classes it up'' inna Fedora Lounge-stylee with the help of Korean tailors.

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/foru … -Up!!!-Par

Somehow he looks less horrible than the Loungers usually do, maybe because he's actually middle aged and that look looks better on older men. I think he should get a shovel and clean the snow off his deck and not trod around in it wearing nice shoos.


"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#945 2012-05-05 09:51:48

Gilgamesh2003
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Posts: 1376

Re: Inane Post of the Day 2012: The End of the Sartorial World Edition

Big Tony wrote:

Kingston1an wrote:

American Dad ''classes it up'' inna Fedora Lounge-stylee with the help of Korean tailors.

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/foru … -Up!!!-Par

Somehow he looks less horrible than the Loungers usually do, maybe because he's actually middle aged and that look looks better on older men. I think he should get a shovel and clean the snow off his deck and not trod around in it wearing nice shoos.

American Dad is kind of an instructive example in getting what you pay for with bespoke (or, I suspect, "bespoke"). Everything looks pretty awful in Fridge's outfit, and it also looks cheap and thin. If you compare him with Cromps, who also looks lumpy and uncomfortable, you can still tell that Cromp's poorly cut garbage is made from nice materials and with some degree of skill, whereas Fridge's clothing looks like it was made by space aliens for a regional production of The Importance of Being Earnest.

So I guess the lesson is, ultra-expensive Savile Row bespoke looks better than bad Korean bespoke, even if the Savile Row bespoke isn't that good. With insights like this I suppose I could write an award-winning style blog of some kind of horrible vanity book!

 

#946 2012-05-05 10:40:35

Kingston1an
Member
Posts: 1430

Re: Inane Post of the Day 2012: The End of the Sartorial World Edition

Big Tony wrote:

Kingston1an wrote:

American Dad ''classes it up'' inna Fedora Lounge-stylee with the help of Korean tailors.

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/foru … -Up!!!-Par

Somehow he looks less horrible than the Loungers usually do, maybe because he's actually middle aged and that look looks better on older men.

He is certainly not the classic 'Steve Buscemi-type' that somebody on here attributed to the typical Fed Lounge poster. Just a regular citizen who possibly gets a bit bored in Alaska.

 

#947 2012-05-05 10:46:31

Kingston1an
Member
Posts: 1430

Re: Inane Post of the Day 2012: The End of the Sartorial World Edition

Gilgamesh2003 wrote:

Big Tony wrote:

Kingston1an wrote:

American Dad ''classes it up'' inna Fedora Lounge-stylee with the help of Korean tailors.

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/foru … -Up!!!-Par

Somehow he looks less horrible than the Loungers usually do, maybe because he's actually middle aged and that look looks better on older men. I think he should get a shovel and clean the snow off his deck and not trod around in it wearing nice shoos.

American Dad is kind of an instructive example in getting what you pay for with bespoke (or, I suspect, "bespoke"). Everything looks pretty awful in Fridge's outfit, and it also looks cheap and thin. If you compare him with Cromps, who also looks lumpy and uncomfortable, you can still tell that Cromp's poorly cut garbage is made from nice materials and with some degree of skill, whereas Fridge's clothing looks like it was made by space aliens for a regional production of The Importance of Being Earnest.

So I guess the lesson is, ultra-expensive Savile Row bespoke looks better than bad Korean bespoke, even if the Savile Row bespoke isn't that good. With insights like this I suppose I could write an award-winning style blog of some kind of horrible vanity book!

I think American Dad is not as weedy as Cromps and that helps offset the clothes. Sure he could lose some weight, but the stuff fits him OK though I am no fan of belted backs on jackets. It is more dress up than Cromps, but that is his thing, as with the zoot suits in the past. Cromps could 'rock' the Steve Buscemi thing if he really wanted to.

 

#948 2012-05-05 11:29:11

Douchée
Member
Posts: 14

Re: Inane Post of the Day 2012: The End of the Sartorial World Edition

Film Noir Buff wrote:

Douchée wrote:

This is beyond... anything.
http://www.styleforum.net/t/79083/recen … st_5418698

Is it? He's getting them used to tailored clothing early. Those two little boys look very proper in their clothing. I am getting a similar windowpane tweed suit done up; I'll probably get less wear out of it than they will.

Yeah, or... Stop projecting & let kids be kids.

 

#949 2012-05-05 16:12:46

Big Tony
Member
Posts: 5478

Re: Inane Post of the Day 2012: The End of the Sartorial World Edition

Tripe now:

http://forums.filmnoirbuff.com/uploads/thumbs/1266_tripe_now.jpg

Tripe in 20 years after he takes his fusion of classic American and modern Neopolitan styling to the logical end?

http://forums.filmnoirbuff.com/uploads/thumbs/1266_tripe_in_20_years.jpg

(uncropped photo here, for the perverts)


"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#950 2012-05-05 16:21:01

Popeye Doyle
Member
Posts: 994

Re: Inane Post of the Day 2012: The End of the Sartorial World Edition

Film Noir Buff wrote:

Douchée wrote:

This is beyond... anything.
http://www.styleforum.net/t/79083/recen … st_5418698

Is it? He's getting them used to tailored clothing early. Those two little boys look very proper in their clothing. I am getting a similar windowpane tweed suit done up; I'll probably get less wear out of it than they will.

The kids are going to be in heaven in a few years when they discover all the jeans and Ed Hardy shirts Dad was wearing a few months ago before being struck by iGentism sand "stepping up" his wardrobe.

Last edited by Popeye Doyle (2012-05-05 16:21:40)


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                                            --Quay

 
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