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#101 2009-03-17 17:35:09
- Tony Ventresca
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Re: iGent Quiz for You to Take
Upon visiting his local superstore, an iGent encounters the following situation (see photograph):
The first words out of his mouth, are which of the following statements?
A. "I can't believe that man is wearing black sneakers with blue pants!"
B. "I can't believe Howard recommended this place on the forum!"
C. "I can't believe people buy their own groceries!"
D. "I can't believe that bitch is blocking my way!"
"Clothes make the man only if they fit." Carole Jackson
"Once upon a time, life was not better. It was just different." William Norwich
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#102 2009-03-17 18:09:21
- DapperDan
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- Posts: 54
Re: iGent Quiz for You to Take
Their ultimate fantasy would be two iGents, one cup...
I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.
-T.S. Eliot
#103 2009-03-17 19:15:59
- Chris Kavanaugh
- Member
- From: Westlake Village California
- Posts: 271
Re: iGent Quiz for You to Take
At a 'meetup' your runup a $25 tab to compensate for that stupid CD. You excuse yourself and walk towards the men's room but slip past the salad bar and D &D. You grab a handfull of breathmints in the mistaken belief they are silk knots.
Last edited by Chris Kavanaugh (2009-03-17 19:18:29)
" Fallacies do not cease to be fallacies because they become fashion. "
G.K. Chesterton
#104 2009-03-17 21:59:54
- Marc Grayson
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Re: iGent Quiz for You to Take
You have just been heroically rescued from US Air flight 1549 that miraculously landed safely in the Hudson River. You finally make it to solid ground and your initial thought is...
1) God was watching over us.
2) I can't wait to hug my wife and kids.
3) Life is more precious to me than ever.
4) I must have dropped my new Kent cherry wood clothes brush in the plane, I wonder if they'll take me back or should I just swim?
"‘The sense of being perfectly well dressed gives a feeling of inner tranquility which even religion is powerless to bestow." Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Looking good and dressing well is a necessity. Having a purpose in life is not." Oscar Wilde
#105 2009-08-15 16:32:04
- Big Tony
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- Posts: 5478
Re: iGent Quiz for You to Take
You have managed to convince a woman to sleep with you, but after foreplay you realize you have rolled on the condom poorly and the ring is on an angle. Do you:
1) Adjust the condom and get on with the matter at hand?
2) Get out of bed and check the fit in a full-length mirror?
3) Resolve to fire your tailor on Monday for sloppy workmanship?
4) Take photos and post them on the forum, asking fellow members if the fit is okay, what they think of the fit, and can the fit be adjusted?
"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."
#106 2009-08-15 19:30:23
- Film Noir Buff
- Dandy Nightmare
- From: Devil's Island
- Posts: 7909
Re: iGent Quiz for You to Take
Big Tony wrote:
You have managed to convince a woman to sleep with you, but after foreplay you realize you have rolled on the condom poorly and the ring is on an angle. Do you:
1) Adjust the condom and get on with the matter at hand?
2) Get out of bed and check the fit in a full-length mirror?
3) Resolve to fire your tailor on Monday for sloppy workmanship?
4) Take photos and post them on the forum, asking fellow members if the fit is okay, what they think of the fit, and can the fit be adjusted?
5)Ask the woman if she thinks your shirt and tie are soporific enough.
Style's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving.
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#107 2009-09-19 15:48:47
- Big Tony
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- Posts: 5478
Re: iGent Quiz for You to Take
Would this be an iGent approved tramp stamp?
(For those of you who need to see this stamp in context, just to be sure, check it out here.)
"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."
#108 2012-04-23 10:30:29
- Big Tony
- Member
- Posts: 5478
Re: iGent Quiz for You to Take
I think this thread deserves resurrection.
"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."
