Yo mama's soda is chip fat.

And her blood group is Nutella.

But she is very nice.

Last edited by Dudley Clarke (2013-08-30 06:18:12)

No more mr nice guy
Your Moma is so fat she fell off both sides of the bed at the same time.

No no no i am going nice again

Yo mama smells so good, when she farts Jews and Christians thank God, Muslims thank Allah, and everyone else thanks Oprah.

Yo momma so comforting that I never once worried about my future. After all, it’s *our* future now.
She is also doing really well keeping her weight down,it must be all the sex.

Yo mama is so healthy her BMI is probably exactly within the ideal range for a woman her age.

Yo mama is so well respected within her profession that I bet she’ll get another raise and promotion this year despite the downward trajectory of the economy.

hahaha

Thats a good one

Yo momma's house is so small, when she orders a large pizza she has to eat it in the yard.