Yo momma so ugly that when she cries, her tears run up her forehead just to get away from her face.

Yo momma so ugly, she has to sneak up on the mirror.

Yo momma's feets is so big, her shoes need license plates.

Yo mama so stupid, she sold her car to get some gas money.

It's a good group.

Good question.

For some reason, insulting someone's mother has always been the way to do it.

your moma is so fat when she walks down the street people try to walk into her ass to watch movies.

Your mother is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.

Yo momma so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo mama so fat, when she wades into the water at the beach, the level of the ocean rises 3 or 4 inches.

Yo mama so ugly and smelly, that the coroner gets called to her apartment building at least once a week.

Yo momma so ugly, she sent her picture to eHarmony and they sent it back.

Yo mama so hairy, it's a wonder you didn't starve as a baby.