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#1 2007-02-16 14:57:13

Terry Lean
Member
Posts: 2440

My leg has gone to sleep...

What do other forum members do when this happens?

I'd like to get up for a jimmy, but I'm too proud to be seen by Mrs. Lean hopping down the hallway.

She might think less of me... plus think of the noise!

A quick massage makes sense but I'm afraid to be seen sitting in front of a computer rubbing myself.
There is no lock on my study door.

I can't see any way out of the mess I'm in...

Help?


t.

(Business as usual!)


"One of these mornings
You're going to rise up singing"

 

#2 2007-02-16 15:01:04

Patrick Bateman
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Posts: 1006

Re: My leg has gone to sleep...


女性の鑑定家

 

#3 2007-02-16 15:05:53

Terry Lean
Member
Posts: 2440

Re: My leg has gone to sleep...

Thank you for bumping my thread.


"One of these mornings
You're going to rise up singing"

 

#4 2007-02-16 18:30:54

Gladhatter
Member
From: Clintwood Virginia
Posts: 296

Re: My leg has gone to sleep...

I would opt for Mrs Lean but then I always do when possible !!!


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#5 2007-02-16 19:30:24

Twin Six
Member
From: WASP in Tokyo
Posts: 1486

Re: My leg has gone to sleep...

I keep a small meat tenderizing mallet in my desk drawer for just such occasions. It's a beautiful nickel-plated turn-of-the-century piece that's heavy enough to get the job done.

 

#6 2007-02-17 01:10:01

Terry Lean
Member
Posts: 2440

Re: My leg has gone to sleep...


"One of these mornings
You're going to rise up singing"

 

#7 2007-02-17 01:11:11

Terry Lean
Member
Posts: 2440

Re: My leg has gone to sleep...


"One of these mornings
You're going to rise up singing"

 

#8 2007-02-17 02:37:42

Tomasso
Member
Posts: 598

Re: My leg has gone to sleep...

Last edited by Tomasso (2007-02-17 02:39:01)

 

#9 2007-02-17 03:58:05

Terry Lean
Member
Posts: 2440

Re: My leg has gone to sleep...

Thank you for bumping my thread.

(That's not Gay slang, btw)


"One of these mornings
You're going to rise up singing"

 

#10 2007-02-17 05:14:43

Terry Lean
Member
Posts: 2440

Re: My leg has gone to sleep...

Mr. Tomasso -

Have you ever bumped your own thread?

I'm sure that most men have although few would admit it.

I'm bumping my own thread in fact right now as I type this.

Oddly I feel no shame. Is this wrong of me?

I must admit that I like it best when others bump my thread.

It's a nicer feeling somehow.

Thoughts?

t.

(Please be frank)


"One of these mornings
You're going to rise up singing"

 

#11 2007-02-17 22:26:34

Twin Six
Member
From: WASP in Tokyo
Posts: 1486

Re: My leg has gone to sleep...

 

#12 2007-02-17 23:47:23

Nemesis
Member
Posts: 439

Re: My leg has gone to sleep...


Back with a vengeance.

 

#13 2007-02-18 02:21:50

Terry Lean
Member
Posts: 2440

Re: My leg has gone to sleep...

Thank you for bumping my thread.

Twice!

You'd think that all this bumping would make me get sore but not a bit of it.
My thread can take it.


"One of these mornings
You're going to rise up singing"

 

#14 2007-02-18 03:30:16

Chris_H
Ivy Original
From: Watford
Posts: 1669

Re: My leg has gone to sleep...


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#15 2007-02-18 03:50:04

Terry Lean
Member
Posts: 2440

Re: My leg has gone to sleep...

I was confirmed by the Bishop of London, Doncha know!


"One of these mornings
You're going to rise up singing"

 

#16 2007-02-18 05:09:38

Tomasso
Member
Posts: 598

Re: My leg has gone to sleep...

Terry Lean, the Schmoozing Machine. wink 



Seriously, I never tire of you.

 

#17 2007-02-18 07:49:19

Tony Ventresca
Member
Posts: 5132

Re: My leg has gone to sleep...

 

#18 2007-02-18 12:50:55

Terry Lean
Member
Posts: 2440

Re: My leg has gone to sleep...

Please, I'm only as good as the people I work with.

Thank you for letting me be me.

I won't cheapen this moment with an emoticon, but I know that you can see one in your heads as you read this.


terrry.


PS: ...  Nice man, the Bishop of London. Our souls are always on his mind. (Do please read that last line out loud for the fullest 'Terry Lean' effect!)


*A nod to Chris H. who inspires anything I do that's any good*


"One of these mornings
You're going to rise up singing"

 

#19 2007-02-18 13:33:29

Terry Lean
Member
Posts: 2440

Re: My leg has gone to sleep...

Just thought I'd bump my thread before I went to bed.

I find it helps me sleep.


"One of these mornings
You're going to rise up singing"

 

#20 2007-02-18 15:25:13

Twin Six
Member
From: WASP in Tokyo
Posts: 1486

Re: My leg has gone to sleep...

Does it help your leg sleep? Just curious.

You can borrow my mallet any time, by the way.

 

#21 2007-02-19 01:29:43

Terry Lean
Member
Posts: 2440

Re: My leg has gone to sleep...

Ahhhhhhh -

First bump of the day!

Nothing like a yawn, a stretch, and a bump...

Mr Six - Your mallet, could it double up as a troll hammer?

Back to my legs - I find if I have a bump standing up I often go a little weak at the knees. Should I be concerned?

?


"One of these mornings
You're going to rise up singing"

 

#22 2007-02-19 02:54:17

Twin Six
Member
From: WASP in Tokyo
Posts: 1486

Re: My leg has gone to sleep...

The mallet is a good troll hammer for very small trolls. It only angers large ones, and you know how that goes.

 

#23 2007-02-19 04:03:25

eg
Member
From: Burlington, ON
Posts: 1499

Re: My leg has gone to sleep...

Maxwell's silver hammer, then?

 

#24 2007-02-19 04:59:29

Twin Six
Member
From: WASP in Tokyo
Posts: 1486

Re: My leg has gone to sleep...

More or less. Maybe a little less.

 

#25 2007-02-19 05:00:57

Terry Lean
Member
Posts: 2440

Re: My leg has gone to sleep...

Look at the quality of the bumps we have here!

Ain't no bump like a Bastard's bump.


"One of these mornings
You're going to rise up singing"

 

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