Chevere, I was almost gentle with you and you became hysterical...Do you really want to start with me again?


Now that is one chic office you have. I can see your clientele is very sophisticated. I imagine the more successful plastic surgeons are less heavily accented-you don't want them confusing you with their gardeners.

Let's get it started Chevere!

Last edited by Eckharti (2013-01-09 17:04:53)

Do I wait in vain for the plastic surgeon to pull out the scalpel and cut me in half?

Or at least offer me one of those two for one botox deals.

What am I? A yappy dog?

What are you? A rags to well-to-do tummy tucker catering to the lowest common denominator on the tummy tuck scene? You are a fat sucker, on the low end of the fat suck spectrum and tacky at that.

And yet you have the gall to teach me about camp, to talk to me about class and refinement? I recall you, the tropical poor boy upstart with his flapping peak lapels, going on and on about how I resemble unfortunate drug addled patients seizing up during your internship..

How can it be that some accented Puerto Rican who still betrays his impoverished origins can have so little sympathy for the unfortunate? And that this same Dr. Rico Suave, being so entranced by class and all its trappings, left the medical profession to cater to insecure women. Slicing and dicing while decked out in his gaudy suits in his flamboyant Liberace styled office--an office filled with hideous post-modern furniture and gold leaf mirrors.

I suggest you apologize, pull up your pink collar and fold your expansive lapels between your legs and shoo...And try wearing a tie every now and then. I warned you about pestering me.

Now it's your turn to humiliate. I wish you well.

Last edited by Eckharti (2013-01-09 19:44:23)

Last edited by Eckharti (2013-01-09 21:52:30)

I just didn't understand what you wrote. That's all.

Last edited by Chévere (2013-01-10 08:30:17)

Last edited by adorable homunculus (2013-01-10 08:43:21)

Compared to Eckhart this is positively charming.