Word on the street is that Henry 'Fats' Futtock, Des 'Shotgun' Merriman and Turkey-Al 'Cuffs' Kebab are planning on forming a team to become the new Kent, Haste and Lachter but trading exclusively in very, very, very, very, very, very rare, LL cloths that (for suiting) have been tested to withstand a blunderbus blast of sharpened tacks at 20 paces and, for shirts, the cloths must be capable of remaining rigid in a galeforce wind off Long Island.