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#1 2007-03-26 23:22:24
- Horace
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Wife torches wardrobe
Don't let this happen to you. She's the beauty though, and he's probably got homeowners' insurance.
http://www.tmz.com/2007/03/26/scott-weilands-baby-light-his-clothes-on-fire/
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#2 2007-03-27 04:58:29
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Even I would let her near my sack.
"One of these mornings
You're going to rise up singing"
#3 2007-03-27 05:30:32
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I wouldn't want anything to do with anyone who would marry the guy who sang for Stone Temple Pilots. The problem is that (a) she married him because she loved the music or (b) she was willing to look past his involvement in one of the worst bands of all time. In either case, it points to some form of mental incapacity, which leads inevitably to conflagration.
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#4 2007-03-27 05:37:11
- Terry Lean
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"One of these mornings
You're going to rise up singing"
#5 2007-03-27 06:42:22
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Re: Wife torches wardrobe
Finish the headline:
Wife torches wardrobe . . . for marshmallow roast.
Wife torches wardobe . . . and saves the world.
Wife torches wardrobe . . . tailors everywhere rejoice.
#6 2007-03-27 07:04:41
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Re: Wife torches wardrobe
His wardrobe is only worth $10,000? LOL
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#7 2007-03-27 07:10:23
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I can't remember where, but I remember reading about some wife who cut the sleeves off her husband's Paul Stuart suits.
It's kept me on my toes.
PB
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#8 2007-03-27 08:02:29
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"Got tight last night on absinthe and did knife tricks. Great success shooting the knife into the piano."
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#9 2010-08-15 07:38:50
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classic, i wonder if any iGents have been similarily thrreatened?
"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
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#10 2010-08-15 08:59:12
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Threatened? Wife number one threw everything out in the belting rain just because I was a little late and another one sent a whole wardrobeful off to the local authority dump - and that time I was completely innocent and I lost a lot more than this rocker.
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#11 2010-08-15 09:08:14
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Never heard of him. Was the $10k the value of the clothes or an actual wardrobe. If it was the former, he can't have many, if any, bespoke suits.
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#12 2010-08-15 09:18:35
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"Dressing, like painting, should have a residual stability, plus punctuation and surprise." - Richard Merkin
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#14 2010-08-15 17:14:07
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This story reminds me of a wife who cut up all her husband's Savile Row suits after she caught him cheating on her. His loss was into six figures!
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#16 2010-08-15 18:21:50
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Contrary to lies of FNB and Woofboxer, I (and most of the other "Buff Bastards") have been banned from posting on this forum. There are only a few posters left so don't waste your time on here. This forum is dead and nobody cares.
#21 2010-08-16 11:10:28
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"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."