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#1 2007-03-27 05:04:22
- Terry Lean
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Advice please: How to please a woman?
Mrs Lean keeps saying that she would like to try a spit-roast...
http://www.epinions.com/hmgd-Rotisseries_and_Roaster_Ovens-By_Brand-Ronco-Showtime_Rotisserie_and_BBQ
Thoughts?
t.
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You're going to rise up singing"
#3 2007-03-27 05:39:37
- Terry Lean
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Re: Advice please: How to please a woman?
I am nothing if not lazy.
"One of these mornings
You're going to rise up singing"
#4 2007-03-27 05:55:59
- Twin Six
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Re: Advice please: How to please a woman?
Terry, have you considered Big George for treating Mrs. Lean to a spit roast?
http://www.epinions.com/hmgd-Small_Appliances-All-George_Foreman_Big_George_Rotisserie_GR80
She might not admit to the alure of the Junior Black.
http://www.epinions.com/Ronco_Popeil_s_Junior_Black_Rotisserie_2500_Small_Appliances
#5 2007-03-27 06:04:06
- Terry Lean
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Re: Advice please: How to please a woman?
"One of these mornings
You're going to rise up singing"
#10 2007-03-27 07:12:22
- Patrick Bateman
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Re: Advice please: How to please a woman?
Terry, make sure you do some stretching beforehand.
I know you said you have some back problems.
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#11 2007-03-27 07:50:39
- Terry Lean
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Re: Advice please: How to please a woman?
"One of these mornings
You're going to rise up singing"
#12 2007-03-27 07:59:59
- Terry Lean
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Re: Advice please: How to please a woman?
... Thoughts on a creampie to follow the spit-roast?
This is popular in Boston, no?
t.
"One of these mornings
You're going to rise up singing"
#14 2007-03-27 08:29:26
- Terry Lean
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Re: Advice please: How to please a woman?
"One of these mornings
You're going to rise up singing"
#17 2007-03-27 11:11:32
- Terry Lean
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Re: Advice please: How to please a woman?
"One of these mornings
You're going to rise up singing"
#19 2007-03-28 05:21:21
- Terry Lean
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Re: Advice please: How to please a woman?
Cheer up, Tom - you'll meet the right girl one day.
I think you'll find it's worth it.
Nobody ever forgets their first taste of quiche.
"One of these mornings
You're going to rise up singing"
#20 2010-08-16 16:22:06
- Big Tony
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Re: Advice please: How to please a woman?
terry doesn't post anymore, i wonder if he answered his own question?
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#21 2010-08-16 17:19:41
- Bishop of Briggs
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Re: Advice please: How to please a woman?
The only way to please a woman is to give her a credit card with no spending limit.
Contrary to lies of FNB and Woofboxer, I (and most of the other "Buff Bastards") have been banned from posting on this forum. There are only a few posters left so don't waste your time on here. This forum is dead and nobody cares.
#25 2010-08-17 02:20:00
- heikki k
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Re: Advice please: How to please a woman?
damn i can't stand a chance can i? i'm ugly and piss-poor. as for personality, god only knows..