Cyrano? I wish I could tail you and scribble notes. Is the purpose of me calling the number right away to make sure it is good, or to get it into her phone?

Jeff's going to hit one out of the park eventually.

I'm more interested in those who root like rabbits.

Well I'm sorry Mr. FNB but I go to Christian Chensvold for all my dating advice.

This snow white fetish? Does it involve you dressing as a wart laden old lady offering a Washington red apple?

Did you go to Yale?

I always say treat a lady like a homosexual man and you won't go far wrong.

Entertain, be open & honest and a good listener. Feel free to be quirky. Within limits.

I had a friend who was wooing (wooing?) a gall (gall?) in the legal trade who usually walked out (walked out?) with fellow legal eagles... "How can I compete Jimmy, How, how ? ", he said to me. I can almost still hear him now...  "By being different", I replied, "By being yourself". Make the whole point of you the fact that you aren't like her usual. If they shower her with cash, be the one who doesn't. If they seek to impress her with their possessions, be the one who doesn't.

And I am proud to say that they are together to this day, even though I am banned from their house and whenever I ring up his wife calls up the stairs to him so I can hear "It's fucking Jim for you!"

- I never thought that my name would become so closely linked with the act of love... I am "Fucking Jim": So named as a tribute to my relationship advice.


Shalom.

PM to follow.  x