Right under his nose the whole time.  Or was this all his thoroughly premeditated plot to snag Jim?

And make sure you go about taking care of otherwise forgotten acts of personal hygiene, i.e. pluck the eyebrows, clean out the ears, pluck any hair from the ears, trim nose hairs, brush and floss and use some mouthwash, pluck unibrow, wear clean underwear, shower, etc.  Be ready for what hopefully comes your way - rubbers in the bedside table, etc.

Straighten and clean the homestead.  Clean teetee sprinkle off toilet, remove unsightly pubic hairs from the toilet and sink, make sure there's no poo splatter on the underside of the toilet seat, make sure the TP is stocked, etc.

Last edited by Worried Man (2013-08-07 13:46:13)

The Onion claims another.