Well, at least now we have a face to put with the upcoming sexual conquests.

How are supposed to accurately determine if thumbing or fingering is the best course of action without at least a face to go by?

Good job.

And you did it in spite of the 'help' you received here!

Is it the fizzy type?

Take your time son and we want naked photos of her.  Yours. not so much.  Doghouse might though.

Dark wood and leather sounds really gay to me.

Especially if you say it in a gay voice.

Try it. It's good fun.

Try it with hand movements.

It's addictive.

Jeff,

You've done what few men can do in spite of their bragging big mouths and dismissiveness of the effort to the contrary, you've asked a strange woman out on the subway and succeeded. That makes you special. Besides myself I think I have seen one other man speak to a girl he didn't know on the subway. I am excluding guys who are simply making lewd comments or thugs in groups feeling brave.

Frankly, anyone else's advice in this space, other than men who can achieve the same feat, isn't worth a bucket of spit.

The majority of men who ask me for girl advice fasten onto the negative, the low percentages and especially the failures to justify not leaving their frightened zone of existence. A world where they might have asked one girl out once and succeeded and have a one hundred percent success rate which maintains their god like egomania of infallibility.


It's the same for clothes. Those who are afraid to make a mistake and grow are forever doomed to suck.

You just keep enjoying yourself and ask another girl out.

Let's get together,
Dark Wood and leather.
I will bring a feather,
Something something tether.