The Little Dook, Cary Grant, Fred Astaire, Gary Cooper, Wotsit Agnelli and (excuse me while I puke) his TV-luvin', Nerd-Nephew, Big Willy, those mad, black, minstrel-show Docs, Mad-As-A Hatter Flusser, G B Boyer, Oldman-Sicillia, Roetzler, Manton-Bush Senior, Cruiser, Andy-Pandy, Little Cromps, El Aristocrata (El Prato), Le Gentleman (Le Cretin),  - why does The World need these stoopid little guys as Style Icons...Discuss... What do they bring to the real party. A lot of them make Big Bucks outta it - but that's beside the point. Good for them if they can dun real cretins into believin' in somp'n - but I just don't think that they does it raht, Miss Scarlet; it ain't fittin' - it just ain't fittin'. Hurumph. Do that make sense...

Ah'm signing - gonna be signin' off nah - as Sammy Ambrose SENIOR. An' Junior - Just you watch yer dirty mouth.