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#1 2007-05-03 08:27:11
- kenperes
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guns, guns, guns
This one could go in the inane post of the day thread, but it is so ridiculous that I think it needs its own place in the world. I wonder if the mysterious gunmen are coming to raid his closet full of the worst fitting suits on the planet.
http://www.styleforum.net/showpost.php?p=504531&postcount=67
#6 2007-05-03 13:22:13
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“You know that saying, 'Caesar's wife is above suspicion'? Well I put an end to all that rubbish!"..”
#9 2007-05-03 14:22:35
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We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.
#10 2007-05-03 14:53:08
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today has been a rather unusual day for me; my normal security detatchment of twenty men and five SUVs (I never ride in the same place in the convoy - in case anyone attempts to figure out which car I'm in), all had their day off today. This left me in quite a pickle; I decided, due to the circumstances, to travel to my job (where I am a clothing salesman), via my underground subway, as I find suburban life far too threatening to ever be seen above ground alone. In the extreme situations when I am alone above ground, I do have my shoes (Lobb Paris) outfitted with poison-tipped blades which extend from the toe (only a minor fee to have these added to a bespoke order), and I am never without my braces (used to hold extra ammunition), watch (which contains a cyonide capsule), ten firearms (hidden throughout my suit) and yes, I do wear a belt with my braces (in the buckle, there is a mini derringer). Also, my umbrella collection rivals that of the Penguin.
#11 2007-05-03 14:53:15
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The man lives alone and has few visitors. Stunning, that.
“You know that saying, 'Caesar's wife is above suspicion'? Well I put an end to all that rubbish!"..”
#14 2007-05-03 14:58:41
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Oh, I forgot, I also sleep with a warhammer under my pillow.
#15 2007-05-03 15:28:44
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“You know that saying, 'Caesar's wife is above suspicion'? Well I put an end to all that rubbish!"..”
#16 2007-05-03 15:30:12
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“You know that saying, 'Caesar's wife is above suspicion'? Well I put an end to all that rubbish!"..”
#18 2007-05-03 15:35:18
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“You know that saying, 'Caesar's wife is above suspicion'? Well I put an end to all that rubbish!"..”
#19 2007-05-03 16:25:34
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Perhaps this thread should be the "Insane Post of the Day".
#21 2007-05-03 19:04:03
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I was referring to the SF post. I see nothing out of the ordinary here.
#22 2007-05-03 19:08:32
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#24 2007-05-03 19:21:25
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#25 2007-05-03 19:27:17
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Today I went out in my '50s armoured Cadillac Fleetwood with my honor guard of former Idi Amin bodyguards.
I still didn't feel safe so I packed some heat to the tune of 9 various handguns on my body and a shotgun placed discreetly under the rear car seat.
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