Does that make me look like a Talent Show / Who Wants To Be An Entrepreneur judge who in his former life successfully IPO'd his pizza chain/computer retail business and now runs his own private equity waitforit, "vehicle"? The kind of person who managed to shed his Northern accent after he "made it" but sometimes - when agitated - it still slips through? The kind of person who owns a Breitling for Bentley or AP Royal  Oak Offshoresomething but aspires to a Richard Mlilliline?

Well then fukc me I'll be damned and go naked.

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