http://www.10zenmonkeys.com/2007/08/08/the-male-scale-10-archetypes/
Which one are you?
i am the outer casing of a bottle of vodka, ma'm...
Please could I be The Duke of Sparrow next year?
It would mean a lot to my mother.
I shall do my best.
Please ask the others not to provoke me though -
I find I can be easily led...
Maybe a Hemingway-Bourne mongrel.
I'm not tough enough to be Wayne or Bond and am so often unconsciously blatantly insensitive that I will never be considered sensitive.