I bet THEY never had to worry about sizes.
Now, I found this, which describes what I talked about. http://www.npr.org/2014/07/25/332641840/the-average-american-man-is-too-big-for-his-britches
HOWEVER, big however here, I do not have a prominent belly. If anything, I tend to be rather fit. I'm within my BMI and I have a fairly flat belly. So.... still corn-fuzed.
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Noll riding big waves in 1957
https://youtu.be/NWEAbjhR498
/\ love that pic BB, excellent tux w/CVO style by The Explorer, everybody looks entirely too happy there, don't they realize that a black tie party is a hellish affair that must be whinged about? hahaha lei lady lei!
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So... my wife and I received an invitation to a "summer casual" dinner party in July. She looked at me and said, "WTF is summer casual?" I shrugged and said, "Trunks and a tee-shirt?" She laughed and said, "That's funny, my dear, because I just ordered a two-piece swimsuit from J. Crew." Looks like we're going dressed beach casual.
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Last edited by ForeignHand (2016-06-30 06:01:04)
Too fucking funny. Don't you just love Ass Kandy's Klowns. And thank you for the personal attention! I've noticed that at least half your merely six posts so far have been in direct response to something I've posted. I am flattered!
Nevertheless, I personally think my wife and I have it covered (or not, ha ha) far better with our options. We'll see how our fellow guests respond. If we get thrown out, we'll just head to the city pool.
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Hee hee. FlMike will have me up on charges!
BUT, for what it's worth, for anyone else who receives this sort of perplexing invite in the next few months, I offer: http://www.askmen.com/top_10/entertainment/formal-logic-a-gentleman-s-guide-to-summer-casual-dressing.html
Can't go wrong with any of that.
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/\ haha you know every single thing on that list was rank, nothing wrong with shorts and a t-shirt though depending on the vibe, what else would you wear to an outdoor backyard summer barbeque?
Wha..? You don't dig a pink deep-V tee that clings to yer nipples?
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Ha ha! I'm entertained.