If your balance is really good you could ski in those things
A living human rocking chair. If he crouched down and you sat on him you could have the best rocking chair ever.
I wouldn't want a kick up the arse from someone wearing those things.
Im not sure if you guys are aware of the Mexican Youth Cult these boots come from..but its weird beyond belief
Mexican Pointy Boots: https://youtu.be/veQkt4tS0Tc
You need a pair of those, Shooey.
One thee-foot strip of croc belly per foot should do it.