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#1 2007-09-19 09:47:09
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The Never Ending Ramble...
A place for those with something to say...
Today I took delivery of a new RTL watchstrap (Their No. 2). I've noticed that the proper regimental stripes are in a proper heavy-duty nylon & the cute looking ones that just look nice and don't mean anything are not.
My wife called me a 'witless tit' over lunch. We were discussing current affairs.
I paid my gardener this afternoon and noticed that he has started to grown his sideburns longer. Is there a link between trimming my hedges and his own dear old sun-battered face? Topiary and all that...
When I picked my daughter up from school she smelled of curry. I used this as a conversational opening gambit. She told me that her lunch was none of my business. She is 6.
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#3 2007-09-19 10:31:10
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met some old clients for lunch - some Piss taking of my new pink cashmere v-neck. and yheir perception of my sexuality.
I advised them " it takes a real man to carry off pink"
I think I`ll have the last laugh - If 2 of them find out I shagged their wives- not simultaneusly unfortunately- ah well hope springs eternal.
( hardly professional behaviour I know- but I did reduce their fees a little as some form of compensation)
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#4 2007-09-19 10:53:45
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I wish Jack hadn`t sublimally introduced the idea of curry into my mind- rather than the shepherds pie my wife was intent on presenting for dinner.
I now intend to phone the bengal spice- indian eatery to order-jal murgh lassandar- with pilau rice a peshwari naan and perhaps some boti tikka to start with an accompniment of onion and cucumber raita. and some kingfisher lager.
It will lead to a row- but - well you know , a mans got to do what a mans got to do.
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#6 2007-09-19 10:58:47
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Who used to say "More deviation, less population" in the 70's?
Obviously it wasn't The Pope, but it did seem quite Catholic in it's contraceptive message...
I'm going out tonight to eat Whitebait flown in from Bridport (I think). I want to drink Guinness with this. Am I an uncouth slob?
Shaving twice a day seems more than a man should have to do to stave off divorce. Do those who lack my self confidence have to shave more often than this? What Hell that must be...
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#7 2007-09-19 11:02:59
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I wish I was going for an Indian tonight...
But Mrs Sparrow does not think that Indian food is very lady-like. I wonder what that means?
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#8 2007-09-19 15:08:17
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Not a lot on tomorrow - drop son at school- quick trip to see brother in law -in the next village - regarding a familly celebration-( more an excuse to have a few cups of tea and a chat about this and that, without the incessant disruption from the ladies) - home for a bite to eat - and fill the afternoon as best I can- perhaps a trip to the local for a couple of halfs may be in the offing-we`ll see.
Biggest dillema at the moment is should I wear a vneck or crew neck pullover tomorrow.- I`ll probably decide once I gauge the weather conditions in the morning.
Curry was exceptional by the way.
shepards pie went in the dogs bowl- so at least someone appreciated my choice of curry for the evening meal.
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#9 2007-09-19 17:12:46
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""This is probably the last Deb season...because of the stock market, the economy, Everything..." - W. Stillman.
#11 2007-09-19 21:42:10
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“You know that saying, 'Caesar's wife is above suspicion'? Well I put an end to all that rubbish!"..”
#12 2007-09-20 00:20:44
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you could allmost go as far as saying bit of a" bummer" really
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#13 2007-09-20 00:57:04
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#14 2007-09-20 02:43:04
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#15 2007-09-20 03:15:13
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#16 2007-09-20 06:42:56
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""This is probably the last Deb season...because of the stock market, the economy, Everything..." - W. Stillman.
#17 2007-09-20 06:44:20
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News alert -I`ve just been speaking to Gabriel Kinghorne- (some say he is the village soothsayer)- who has informed me -that In Britain we are due a long- cold - bitter winter.
Apparently this is due to the fact that the cummulous clouds are forming in circular patterns over Far Worthing Farm. which itself is situated on ancient ley lines -if the clouds form initially in a clockwise formation it is to be mild- however if they form in an anti-clockwise direction -the prediction is for cold weather drifting in from the east.
So there you go chaps - out with the woolies , overcoats, hats and scarves.
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#18 2007-09-20 08:22:20
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H. - Try 'Success' too. Ugly & real & set in London.
http://www.amazon.com/Success-Martin-Amis/dp/0099461854/ref=sr_1_1/002-8260695-9819220?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1190298078&sr=8-1
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#19 2007-09-20 08:46:31
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Why has the hair up my nose turned white before anywhere else?
Am I ageing from within?
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#20 2007-09-20 09:01:21
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Uncle have you been to see- cousin charlie again-and been playing with the foo foo dust.
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#21 2007-09-20 09:12:02
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#22 2007-09-20 09:15:20
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The boiler man has just left and I notice that he drank the tea provided but left the (perfectly nice) biscuits...
I hope he did not think that I was offering him a homosexual bribe.
How do you treat your tradesmen?
I'm worried that I might end up on a blacklist.
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#23 2007-09-20 10:53:26
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Surely dogs must find it a nuisance having to pee like that?
I'd fall over.
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#24 2007-09-20 11:00:32
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#25 2007-09-20 14:37:20
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well it`s 9.30 pm here in England - children are bathed and put to bed with an enjoyable and happy ending story.
wife is happily sat before an open fire reading one of her "ladies magazines"
I think I may go out for an evening stroll - to the far end of the village- and partake in a touch of voyeristic dogging. ( I would take the dog but he doesn`t like the rain)- I often watch but never join in -you just never know where some of these people have been and they often smell of pot noodles or stale biscuits.
I shall be venturing out in my "old reliable" and deerstalker hat.
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