Chums,
I've decided to shrug off all this Trad stuff and embrace an identity as a chap-about-town. To that end,
please allow me to build up an vocabulary suitable to my new-found identity. It's all about asperation and whatnot.
I like this here:
http://www.twochapstalking.com/dictionary/index.html
But of the other stuff?
Is your flesh tasty, what Ho?
^ Is that one of your chat-up lines RJ, man?
I think it would be best for you to begin as many sentences as possible with the word "bloody" and start slipping swine into your vocabulary as an insult.
eg. "bloody hell -Norman -you swine thats my wife you`re shagging"
Wizzard idea, CM!
I'm off for a chat with The Plod now as my good lady wife has just pranged the Rover - Again!
T.T.F.N. -
John.
When me and V-Clav be cruisin round town with the some big buss-downs in the back of a CLK63 AMG on dub-sixes and the buss-downs be yappin bout this and that and take us to Red Lobster, V and me be yellin out, "What ho?"