Sorry, Woof, I should have said: item/s being sold on Ebay.  Baracuta horrors.

There’s a patchwork G9 on the Baracuta site. Hideous. And over a grand.

Then there’s the matching trousers…..

Have they done camo yet?  Someone on Ebay was auctioning what I think was a 'sample' which looked slightly busy to me but would probably appeal to the Merc-type shopper who has lost his bearings on the way to Chiltern Street.  Perhaps, as a replacement for Covid Marshals, we should have cardboard cut-outs of Paul Weller pointing in the right direction.

Perhaps, as a replacement for Covid Marshals, we should have cardboard cut-outs of Paul Weller pointing in the right direction.

In a Hi-Viz G9 maybe.

The patchwork RL tartan shirts were something to behold. And not in a good way. Well dodgy doesn't begin to describe them. I don't do 'fun' shirts.

And the Essex artist Grayson Perry has tried his hand at patchwork . He is someone I feel I should like but I just can't get to grips with his work.

Very much a question of when and where.  I seem to recall a shirt.  Very vaguely.  I often have to look over old threads on here to remind me what I once owned.  The shirt evidently didn't work.  No-one in the UK posting on this forum would have that patchwork Baracuta as a free gift for turning over the compost heap.  I'd put money on it.  They just wouldn't use it as a burial shroud.  No, no, no. 
In the United States, somewhere around Martha's Vineyard, with no questions asked, maybe.  I wouldn't really know.

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