From the department of terrifyingly confused sexuality:
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1051975&postcount=18
AAAC member "My Pet, a Pantsuit" explains his forum name. This is genuinely creepy and unsettling, with a kind of Millenium (starring Lance Henriksen) vibe.
...and while we're at it, this morning's ordinary inanities:
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?t=102096
When do YOU make all your coworkers uncomfortable by dressing like a Nordstrom Rack threw up on you?
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?t=102102
FUSS FUSS FUSS!
...and a last minute addition: "high-priced street fighter" Cuff Daddy tells us exactly how much thought he put into an outfit for some lawyerin':
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?t=102122
Nothing communicates strength and intelligence like a brown jacket and madder tie! Other than, like, being strong and intelligent! But don't worry, his animal print pocket square brought a sense of eccentricity and fun to the litigation.
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l'm surprised so many igents claim to have wives. lf they do...surely most of the wives will eventually leave or cheat on them.
l wonder how many own their cars v's paying them off.
http://www.styleforum.net/showthread.php?t=164730
Stats don't lie.
Just saying....
Tricker's v. Church's. Which are the better made?
http://www.styleforum.net/showthread.php?t=164948
l think the average forumite jumps on the bandwagon and says Trickers is better because Church's are grain corrected. Pthhh.
l wouldn't bother reading the thread, it's full of bullcrap (like 99% of shoo topics over there).
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Last edited by The_Shooman (2010-02-09 03:11:33)
A case of trying too hard:
http://www.styleforum.net/showpost.php?p=2939744&postcount=14055
No seem at the back, but having that done on a captoe oxford kinda defeats the purpose. What was he thinking?
Nothing on the level of forum members fantasizing about torturing an animate pantsuit today - in fact, this morning is almost free of inanity, and entirely free of frightening sexual hatred! All I could find was a few single posts from some of the five-star iGent weirdo threads:
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1054440&postcount=18
This is from "When do you go all out?" Forum superstar Earl of Ormonde is a bit of a puzzle - apparently he's a legitimately tough ex-military, ex-police dude working for some sort of gun-toting agency in Sweden, yet he seems to delight in wearing a "worker's kilt" and in using his wardrobe as psychological warfare. Perhaps this is a national difference, but the only people who wear "functional kilts" here in America are Dungeons and Dragons nerds. I can't decide if this is a piteous cry for help, or someone who actually doesn't care what other people think, which would be incredibly refreshing in forumland (even if his taste sounds vile).
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1054742&postcount=139
This post, from a new member, falls towards the end of the thread in which AAAC superfriends talk about all the times people were mean to them because they were wearing an ascot. This guy espouses the perfectly rational (though not to Forumites) idea that one should "dress for the occasion," instead of wearing your tails to go drinking with Cruiser's biker buddies.
Then he falls into the same shameful classist pit that so many Andlyanders seem to think defines being a gent - "Of course the drunken working class will beat you up if you're wearing a blazer!" The working class, of course, is frenzied with drink and will instantly and viciously attack anyone that does not conform to its dress codes! Is he channeling some kind of fire-eating preacher from 1913? Christ!
He then asks readers to imagine what would happen if someone came to a golf tournament wearing a (gasp!) t-shirt! Blood on the links! The fact that the fanciest event he can think of is a golf-tournament really symbolizes the middle-class aspirational mediocrity that Andyland mistakes for the life of the nobleman.
Last edited by The_Shooman (2010-02-09 18:01:20)
Last edited by The_Shooman (2010-02-10 01:35:16)
How many pairs of unworn/new in-box shoes
http://www.styleforum.net/showthread.php?t=165291
These people need to be sent out to the paddock and shot.
Is this man kidding?
http://www.styleforum.net/showpost.php?p=2942693&postcount=1
Another bloke asking moronic questions.
http://www.styleforum.net/showpost.php?p=2943817&postcount=1
Why can't people make there own decisions??