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#1 2008-09-22 05:39:40
- Taylor McIntyre
- Son of Ivy...
- Posts: 342
The Sack On Your Back -
The Sack on your back might be quite incidental,
But Russell is a Trad's best friend -
The cut of your pants might have space spare for rental,
But Russell is a Trad's best friend -
You can bet the Internet will let us all down in the end - But!
While writings by Harris are laughed at in Paris,
Russell is a Trad's best friend.
The tie 'round your neck might be a Regimental,
But Russell is a Trad's best friend -
The girth of your shirt might make you look rather mental,
But Russell is a Trad's best friend -
Trads grow old and tend to grow mold and we'll all bow to bows in the end - But!
Bat-Wing or Thistle, you'll read my epistles -
Russell is a Trad's best friend!
J. 
#2 2008-09-22 08:25:08
- Taylor McIntyre
- Son of Ivy...
- Posts: 342
Re: The Sack On Your Back -
83 hits?
That's 82 frowns I've brought into the world ths afternoon & one big grin from Mike!
Fun!
#3 2008-09-22 16:22:55
- Coolidge
- Member
- Posts: 1192
Re: The Sack On Your Back -
I can tell you really were in advertising because you can make up a jingle for anything
#4 2008-09-22 22:41:32
- The_Shooman
- A pretty face
- From: AUSTRALIA
- Posts: 13191
Re: The Sack On Your Back -
Good poem Russel. l like it alot.
Here's my poem dedicated to the trads:
Always wear the sack on your back
After that you put it on the rack
Waiting for another day to be on your back
Oh hail the mighty sack
With the sack, trads will always be back
To put the sack on there back
Never will it be on the rack for long
Oh hail the mighty sack
The trad pack always go with the sack
They will always be back for the sack
Never will they look like a hack
Oh hail the mighty sack
Never will the sack suit crack
And never will they run with the pack
And never will they look out of wack
Oh hail the mighty tradly sack
Regards: The Shooman.
Last edited by The_Shooman (2008-09-22 22:48:33)
#8 2008-09-23 06:10:06
- Taylor McIntyre
- Son of Ivy...
- Posts: 342
Re: The Sack On Your Back -
Don't quit your day job, Jimbo -
You'll only languish in Limbo.
Your songwriting talent's too scanty
To ever fill the pantry -
... ... ... ...
#9 2008-09-23 06:38:27
- Taylor McIntyre
- Son of Ivy...
- Posts: 342
Re: The Sack On Your Back -
Oh - Jimbo please stay a bean counter -
Straying from that you'll only encounter -
The ruining of your good name,
And you'll doubtless end up on the game -
Oh Jimbo -
Jimbo remain in your study -
You don't want to whore in the nuddy,
And that will be your fate
To fill the dinner plate
So Jimbo -
Jimbo remain with your ledgers,
Behind your Privet hedge, Sir.
And keep your nose to the stone -
Or else you'll lose your home -
etc.
#10 2008-09-23 07:46:27
- egadfly
- Member
- Posts: 136
Re: The Sack On Your Back -
Don't quit your day job, Jimbo:
You'll end up in the street, limbs akimbo.
No one cares if Harris was a bimbo.
So don't quit your day job, Jimbo.
EGF
#11 2008-09-23 07:56:36
- mike
- Member
- From: Covington, KY
- Posts: 1397
Re: The Sack On Your Back -
Jimbo is my new idol
Because he is never so idle
To help all his friends in need
He always performs a good deed
You love him? He is hephaistion.
#12 2008-09-23 09:02:37
- The_Shooman
- A pretty face
- From: AUSTRALIA
- Posts: 13191
Re: The Sack On Your Back -
Another excellent poem. Must be used in an uplifting voice and said with huge passion (just like with Maurice in the show `bewitched').
Jimbo really is the man
He is not a flash in the pan
Jimbo is the son of Sam
And Jimbo really likes to spam
Spam the forums of the sack suit
Spam the forums like a brute
Spamming so it seems so cute
Spamming so he gets the loot
Yes, Jimbo is the sack suit man
Jimbo spams with almighty bam
Never will he be in a jam
Because Jimbo is the sack suit man.
Last edited by The_Shooman (2008-09-23 09:04:47)
#13 2008-09-24 01:07:46
- Taylor McIntyre
- Son of Ivy...
- Posts: 342
Re: The Sack On Your Back -
*Blush*
Thanks Shooey - I love you, man... In a blokey way you understand.
...And Eggy has to get a cigar too for linking Jimbo, Akimbo & Bimbo.
The talent we have here... I tell ya...
Funny to think I used to tell little Mike to go and drink petrol. How far our debate has come!
Best -