Last edited by The_Shooman (2008-12-22 23:05:41)

^ yes its a highlight of the cse

I find almost all of them to be, swine.

Be of Good Cheer,

H.

I have done some pondering on Uncles proposed origins of the "biscuit game" and when you sit and think about it this makes perfect sense.

The biscuits served to the sailors in the Royal navy in the age of the Tall ships were refered to as hard tack -and were a very hard, nearly inedible rusk so it only stands to reason that the ingenius sailors of the age would devolp a method of softening the biscuit.

Furthermore the average male ejaculate is about a teaspoon full so one man would be struggling to soften but a corner of the rusk- but if you ask your mates to help out much more of the surface area could be softened at one time- many hands make light work so to speak.( possibly a naval origin to this well known phrase also)

Human sperm is also high in protein and zinc so there would have been some nutritional value added.

Anyone know the origins of Bukkake ?

l remember being big on golf when l was a kid. lnstead of going to the practise fairway to practise my golf drives, i'd practise my shots off the front concrete driveway. l would always hit the balls over the houses and just pray that no-one in the next street got clonked on the head by them hehe. Practising that way made me become a good player; if l had mis-hit the ball, they would have went straight through the windows of the houses across the road...it would have cost me money l didn't have, and my parents would have found out and given me a belting. l had a close call once.....missed a window by about one inch. 

l think l might join a country golf club so l can act like a snob. Sometimes acting like a snob can be a real hoot fellas. l wanna dress and speak like the Caddyshack guys and outsnob everyone at the club. 

Last edited by The_Shooman (2008-12-24 02:29:53)